strategic 'Stamps-spending

Where you cleverly dodge the state "snack tax" by mostly using just cash-funds from your SSI check to purchase "basic staple" items like milk, cereal, produce, meat, etc, and reserve the allotment on your Food Stamps card for buying soft drinks, seltzer water, dry-roasted nuts, and other equally-simple stuff that's really just an ordinary everyday comestible, also, but the greedy government classifies it as a "snack food" so that they can charge you sales-tax if you use regular cash to pay for it, but the tax is "forgiven" if you buy it with Food Stamps.

I bought some bulk-bottles of unsalted dry-roasted peanuts so I'd have several months' worth of healthy snacks to munch on throughout the day, and by using strategic 'Stamps-spending, I saved several dollars in sales-tax.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

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Vag Samosa

Like an Alabama Hot Pocket but done by indian (desi) people

bhai I gave bhabhi a crazy vag samosa last night, it was crazy

by char_char_finks June 18, 2021

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Licking Stamps

To take LSD, usually in blotter form, Because they are reminiscent postage stamps.

Dude, he was just chilling there licking stamps at that festival, He must've been really tripping out.

by Poofawoo May 7, 2022

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plasma stamps

Living on a combination of food stamps and plasma

These people don't want to go out and find a real job. Instead they're living on plasma stamps.

by cjstrongbone February 13, 2023

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Dude stamps

A play on the term "Food stamps. Referring to when women go on dates with men solely for the free meal and drinks.

Dude stamps can refer to a girl's tinder matches, as if she's collecting free meals.

Olivia: "I got like 7 dates lined up this week."
Bella: "Nice work with the dude stamps, girl!"
Olivia: "Thanks, I'll make sure to order a bunch of extra expensive food so you can have some leftovers!"

by Eglandled August 4, 2023

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