(Used Ironically/sarcastically) a wuss, cuckold or total bitch. A male who would struggle to bench press 1/5 of his body weight.
by the Chame-Loc'ster March 26, 2024

Dan is an absolute freak of nature with a body from the gods. The Bloke has a heart of gold and a great shlong to go with it
Person 1 - “Hey there’s Dan!”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
by SickCunt101 September 22, 2020

The Italian Stallion is the act of inserting spaghetti into a woman’s vaginal cavity whilst she is menstruating, then reaching in and pulling it out thus finishing the sacred dish of Ancient Italian Godess Gizaludina.
“Dude I was over at Kari’s house and I decided to say fuck it, and performed an Italian Stalllion.”
“What’s an Italian Stallion?
“You should probably read the work of Gizaludina.”
“What’s an Italian Stallion?
“You should probably read the work of Gizaludina.”
by KimJongUno February 1, 2019

Jack, a young stallion, strides majestically through the crowd, touches a guitar, and angelic music comes out of it magically
by Sethplus March 7, 2025

If you get a Chestnut Stallion for your patronus you are most likely Megan Thee Stallion Yasssss Bish.
Person 1."What your patronus?"
Person 2."A Chestnut Stallion."
Person 1."So your Megan Thee Stallion"
Person 2."A Chestnut Stallion."
Person 1."So your Megan Thee Stallion"
by IMNOTAHUFFLEPUFF January 7, 2021

Person 1: What does Randy do for a living?
Person 2: His wife makes bank so he just takes his kids on hikes and bike rides; he’s a domestic stallion.
Person 2: His wife makes bank so he just takes his kids on hikes and bike rides; he’s a domestic stallion.
by Speedy Anteater June 12, 2024

by supersecret February 16, 2021
