Fuck Stallion

(Used Ironically/sarcastically) a wuss, cuckold or total bitch. A male who would struggle to bench press 1/5 of his body weight.

"Did you see Wally trying to curl the olympic bar earlier?"
"Yeah. Wowza, what a fuck stallion.

by the Chame-Loc'ster March 26, 2024

Dan the stallion

Dan is an absolute freak of nature with a body from the gods. The Bloke has a heart of gold and a great shlong to go with it

Person 1 - “Hey there’s Dan!”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”

by SickCunt101 September 22, 2020

Italian Stallion

The Italian Stallion is the act of inserting spaghetti into a woman’s vaginal cavity whilst she is menstruating, then reaching in and pulling it out thus finishing the sacred dish of Ancient Italian Godess Gizaludina.

“Dude I was over at Kari’s house and I decided to say fuck it, and performed an Italian Stalllion.”

“What’s an Italian Stallion?

“You should probably read the work of Gizaludina.”

by KimJongUno February 1, 2019

Stallion

A glorious masculine figure

Jack, a young stallion, strides majestically through the crowd, touches a guitar, and angelic music comes out of it magically

by Sethplus March 7, 2025

Chestnut Stallion

If you get a Chestnut Stallion for your patronus you are most likely Megan Thee Stallion Yasssss Bish.

Person 1."What your patronus?"
Person 2."A Chestnut Stallion."
Person 1."So your Megan Thee Stallion"

by IMNOTAHUFFLEPUFF January 7, 2021

Domestic Stallion

Noun. A stay at home dad. Particularly in an area known for outdoor recreation.

Person 1: What does Randy do for a living?
Person 2: His wife makes bank so he just takes his kids on hikes and bike rides; he’s a domestic stallion.

by Speedy Anteater June 12, 2024

Stallion Knight

a fucking gangster with a filet mignon that slaps

That guy’s a mf stallion knight

by supersecret February 16, 2021