smurf

smurf sex: fucking until you're blue in the face.

by eggplant July 25, 2003

smurfing

The act of taking a drug, usually in pill form, anally. This allows the drug to enter the bloodstream very quickly through the thin walls of the lower intestine. Ecstasy, or "X", a designer party drug, is the most commonly taken drug using this method. Common amongst the gay community. "smurfing" is the act of, also used is past tense "smurfed"

I was at a rave last night, and I was smurfing a couple pills. I was rolling my balls off.

by ladylala March 27, 2009

Smurf

Los Angeles talk for: Where the weed at man?

Dude, I'm stressed, wheres the smurf at?

by JWIZ96 October 10, 2009

smurf

a substitute word for profanity usage

Smurf! I left the keys in the car and it's locked.

by 1/2 Key May 20, 2011

smurf

the greatest funniest cutest creatures ever. while it is very wierd that they r delivered by stork and there is only one girl in their whole village it is totally adorable. They love to sing while they work, and use the word smurf for pretty much everythhing. Gargamel and Azrael are the two most common of their enemies but there are more also.

uses of "smurf"
what the smurf?
that looks smurfy
you stupid smurf, why would you smurf like that?!?
she smurfed me first
we're having a smurf old time!
how dare you smurf that language!

by la la la la la la lalalalala August 2, 2011

Smurfs

Smurfs is a term that is used to describe the police.

Dude #1: "Yo bruh when da last time you seen ol boy?"

Dude #2: "You ain't heard? The Smurfs got em last week."

by D-N-A "The King Of NC" October 27, 2009

smurf

Can be used in place of ANY word in the English language.

After the party, I was going to smurf the smurf outta Smurfette at my house, but she smurfed my smurf in the smurfing parking lot.

by Headman July 31, 2005