Smocializing

Socializing while smoking in a group. Typically, in an office environment

While smocializing with Tom, he told me about the layoffs.

by Mehraj June 18, 2008

Smack Smock

A cheap check patterned flannelete shirt, otherwise known as a "druggie shirt" or "lumberjack shirt".

Hey! I'm not going with you if you're gonna wear your smack smock. Put on something nice, like this cashmire sweater

by giblet Blithe October 13, 2010

Dragon Smooch

While in the act of locking lips at the precise moment when ones tongue is fully erect inside of another ones mouth the person bologna burp's and blows the mist out of their nostrils.

After our lunch date I gave Lisa the ole Dragon Smooch. or

During monopoly the boys all held Henry down and gave him a Dragon Smooch.

by SuperMagicBoyWonder January 18, 2012

Turkish Smooch

When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel

Our new toilets have made Turkish Smooches so much more enjoyable.

by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022

Pickle Smoocher

Supposedly straight men who actually relish watching American Idol

Hey, who else misses American Idol? Not me you pickle smoocher

by Gtnwood June 10, 2008

smooched the pooch

to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"

My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.

by Bky April 8, 2007

rusty smooch

the act of 2 persons putting their assholes together, as if they were kissing.

dan wants to rusty smooch with this guy he works with.

hey mike i was wondering if we could rusty smooch? im kinda in the mood

by puckerboxer5000 May 12, 2010