When three men gangband a dog. First man puts his distorted testicles in the dogs mouth, second goes in the anal cavity and the third goes into the urethra.
by Fatman joe October 11, 2018
Get the Sloppy Snoopymug. When a particularly ugly girl tries to give you a hand-job while you're soft /without boner. This usually doesn't result in ejaculation, and when it does it hurts like a burning hell. Usually done against the man's will.
by proudyellowman March 28, 2011
Get the Sloppy Caterpillarmug. Guy 1: Why didnt you answer the door? I kept knocking and knocking and no answer.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.
by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021
Get the Sloppy Toppymug. The act of repeatedly striking a sexual partner with a sock full of semen, urine, and feces; similar to the beating of Gomer Pile in "Full Metal Jacket."
by passion partier April 19, 2009
Get the Sloppy Bifflemug. Just like chicken or beef stock. Sloppy Stock starts with your choice of ingredients. Any lady with an infection causing vaginal discharge is stirred with her partners penis. The man then ejaculates into the woman’s vagina. Next the woman raises her hips to create an upright receptacle with her vagina. The man urinates into her vagina and then lays down face up in front of her. She then tips her vagina down pouring it’s contents into the mans waiting open mouth.
by RainbowAustin November 8, 2021
Get the Sloppy Stockmug. When a midget fist pumps his bosses knob which splats on the ceiling requiring him to use a trampoline to tongue clean the ceiling while fist fucking his own ass.
by Line Freak May 16, 2021
Get the Sloppy Frankmug. A gay man who enjoys having multiple immediately consecutive partners have intercourse with his buttocks.
by goblin99 September 13, 2013
Get the sloppy bottommug.