Skillbilly 

Skillbilly -- Born as a hillbilly, a skillbilly rises up from the ashes of poverty to become successful and even famous individual.

It can be used as a compliment:
"Wow Judd you done a real good job slaughtering them pigs, you're a real
skillbilly "

It can also be used in a derogitory or sarcastic fasion.
"He's a real skillbilly ".

Famous Skillbillies Include:
Bubba Sparxxx (Rapper)
Jeff Foxworthy (Comedian)
Jed Clampett (Fictitious Oil Mogul)
Joe Dirt (Fictitious Movie Character)

"You're a real SkillBilly "

Skillbilly by Brent Danz December 16, 2005

Skilling's Law 

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.

"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."

Skilling's Law by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009

Skill issue 

Used to say someone is not sufficiently skilled in some videogame. Commonly used in multiplayer games, when someone dies or fails in a remarkably unintelligent way.

"Man, how did I miss that?"
"Skill issue"

Skill issue by Boris_A11 November 11, 2021

Skill Cannon

A) An FPS (primarily multiplayer) gun that requires skill to get results. Maybe it only deals massive damage on headshots, maybe it has very little ammo, maybe it's particularly short ranged, but regardless, simply holding down the trigger while aiming in the general direction of another will get you killed, while playing to the weapon's strengths will allow you to dominate.
B) Sarcastic - "oh yeah, the missile launcher with a huge damage radius is a total skill cannon".

"It's a skill cannon, requiring very reliable aim, reactions, positioning and knowledge of surroundings. It's just nowhere as forgiving as other SMGs. "

Skill Cannon by Xander77 December 11, 2021

Skillet Face

A human face that looks like a cartoon character's,
after being hit with the bottom-side of a skillet.
The face is round and flat with a very little nose,
a small mouth, and tiny that eyes are wide-set
and basically expressionless.

"He's buff... but a total skillet face."
"Nice rack, but I can't get past her skillet face."

Skillet Face by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009

Phill Skill 

This is a level of skill that has only ever been achieved by one man.This level of skill sets new boundries for what a lone man can do! This is a general set of skills that cover many different areas, however, it is most well known for the skills in hunting and fishing. There has been some that has came close to having this skill: Chuck Norris, Rambo, Gandi, Socrates, Plato, Freud, Babe Winkelman, Phill Robertson, and this list could go on and on. Those of us that has had the honor and privilege to see this ledgendary and historical skill take place knows what I am talking about! This group was created after years and months of confirming the validity of this thing that has come to be known as "Phill Skill". The one and only Boogyman!

Wow, He just shot a goose from 60 yards with #3 steel shot while the bird was flying away...Now that is Phill Skill!

Phill Skill by Slider19 September 29, 2010

Skill Diff 

A word used when someone is a lot better at something than someone.

Friend: "Dude how did they hit that shot?"

You: "Skill diff."

Friend: "Kill yourself."

Skill Diff by HotRaccoonSex August 13, 2022