mongolian shimmy

Similar to its cousin the mongolian slide, the mongolian shimmy is a courtship ritual used by mongolian warlords. The shimmy, unlike the slide, uses less power in favor of technique. The shimmy requires some advanced Trigonometry, and knowledge of piston engineering to perform adequately. Older mongolian warlords whose backs may not be fit to perform the slide will utilize the shimmy.

With his age too high, our professor could no longer perform the mongolian slide, so he used the mongolian shimmy instead.

by JohnnyBTheZen May 19, 2018

mongolian shimmy

Similar to it's cousin the mongolian slide, the shimmy is a less powerful mongolian courtship ritual that relies more on technique. Unlike the slide, the shimmy will break a pinky at most. The key to performing the shimmy relies more on your knowledge of advanced trigonometry to acquire the appropriate angle for maximum effect.

After the mongolian slide proved too intense for his back, our professor switched his main technique from the slide to the mongolian shimmy.

by JohnnyBTheZen April 12, 2018

quimmy shimmy

The final twitch and shake of a satisfied woman after having her clitoris polished to fruition by a loving finger, hers or a friend's.

Suzzette's eyes rolled back in her head, and a smile traced across her face, as her languid body danced the quimmy shimmy.

by Sacrorum November 15, 2019

Dad Shimmy

The awkward shimmy Dad's do when trying to get through a crowded area without touching anyone.

Friend 1: Is your Dad trying to dance?
Friend 2: No he's just trying to Dad shimmy back to the grill.

by Can I Aliven't September 6, 2021

Pimmy Shimmy

The act of a man waggling his penis in an up and down fashion using his pants/shorts so he can shake off the last bit of pee that might be inside or stuck to the tip. Commonly used after urination, but can also be a strange way of getting erect.

Blake: Yo Travis, do you not pimmy shimmy after you piss?

Travis: No man, that's just weird!

by Musicman182 October 24, 2023

Southampton shimmy

When there’s work to be done, dance your way out of it.

He’s going to Southampton shimmy now that it’s time to work!

by Jawn215 March 15, 2024

Sweaty Ballsack Shimmy

A dance move that has you flopping around your sweaty balls. Works better if you and another guy try and make your balls touch while flopping them around.

Joe: Hey Michael!! Let’s do the Sweaty Ballsack Shimmy!!

Michael: Yeah Joe!! I bet my balls will flop more than yours!!

by Polnareff_Toenail December 5, 2019