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are you serious right neow bruh

On the first day there was nothing, and on the second day ishowspeed said "are you serious right neow bruh"
and there was light
by leglleglleglleg September 26, 2022
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I have serious hemorrhoids!

A pickup line made from the gods.

You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.
Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot
by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022
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“And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO” is a phrase commonly used by Lord Nuxanor after making a serious statement with the words “The World” in the statement as apposed to the usual use of the world which is correctly pronounced as ZAWARUDO while flexing epically on all the normies because you gotta stay cool fam.
“We must end poverty across The World, And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO”
by CoochieFister666 December 2, 2019
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Serious Abs

When you have a six-pack and it's obvious that it isn't just some ordinary well worked out six-pack. These packs means it seriously.

Some times people claim that serious abs might get so serious that the whole back muscle area becomes totally out of influence because of the extreme abdominal power.

When your abs reach that certain point where they become serious they might develop their own requirements, such as; a special diet, to be flexed frequently and shown off in front of people or even become unsatisfied when someone touches them.

Serious abs are pussy-magnets, but in a much more serious way. Don't mess with them unless you got 'em!
- Oh... My... God... Did you just see those abs. That's probably the hottest man alive!!!

- Yeah, that's some serious abs.
by SwaggerBomb April 30, 2010
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seriousing

asking a question, slang word for emotion thats serious
jason: "she broke up with me and she wasn't even kidding, she was seriousing"
alex: "dude are you seriousing me? you guys went out for 3 years!"
by aakasd420 October 21, 2010
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for serious

a combination of the phrases "for real" and "seriously", "for serious" can express agreement when used as an exclamation, it can also be phrased as a question.
Example 1:
person A: "Hey, I got a new cell phone today"
person B: "For serious?"
Example 2:
person A: "That girl is such a ditz"
person B: "for serious!"
by Jon Pan September 25, 2005
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why so serious

The phrase the villain "The Joker" played by Heath Ledger uses in the new Batman movie, "The Dark Knight" when he asks his victims why they are always so serious and not smiling.
The Joker holds a knife up to Rachel Dawes mouth and tells her the story of how he got his scars. He says that one night when his parents were fighting as a young child and he was watching from the corner, his dad asked him "Why so serious?" and used a knife to cut into his cheeks so it looked like he was always smiling.

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by littlefishyjes August 14, 2008
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