Semi-Colon Cancer

1. A cancer that occurs in the semi-colon. It is deadly. Side-effects include: a coma and/or massive periods, even in men.

2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.

3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.

I have a period and I'm a man. I must have Semi-Colon Cancer! Darn it.

by Whitem@il January 6, 2011

semi-homemade

Sandra Lee claims that she created this concept that, despite being sound in theory, is ruined and food-RAPED by Aunt Sandy's hideous execution. Using 70% store-bought products (pre-packaged food hight in preservatives sodium and high fructose corn syrup) and 30% fresh (mainly a few veggies, fruits and herbs, thrown together haphazardly). The end result is usually laughably overtly salty, sugary and inedible. Por ejemplo, see Kwanzaa Cake.

Sandra Lee: Hi, I'm Sandra Lee and welcome to Semi-Homemade. I've been cooking and entertaining for YEARS. Today we are going to make a hamburger using burgers purchased from a fast-food joint and doctored up with lettuce, tomatoes and pre-shredded cheese. Keep it sweet, keep it simple, and keep it semi-homemade.

Tarqueesha, watching from home on her flatscreen: Bitch is FAKE, WORD. Tomato soup in lasagna? My Eyetalian dawta-in-law would totally cut this bitch.

Malik (Tarqueesha's second husband): Word, yo? Tangie would hurt this fake white bitch wif her non-cookin' self.

by Mixed Race Kid April 19, 2008

Sempiternal Fangirl

A young (commonly 11 - 14) female who claims to be a 'fan' of Bring Me The Horizon, when in reality the only Album they know/like is the band's 2013 Album Sempiternal, only like Oli Sykes (lead singer) And ignore te existance of the rest of BMTH. They will get utterly confused if you mention past Albums (when they created Deathcore genre) - This Is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For (2004), Count Your Blessings (2006) and Suicide Season (2008). It is advised not to approach them.

BMTH Fan: Look, there goes another Sempiternal Fangirl

Sempiternal Fangirl: omfg Oli Sykes is so f-ing hot, wanna listen to Sempiternal?

by BandsCatsUnicornsAngels October 29, 2015

Semi-Paralysis

When your leg or arm gets all numb and its hurts to move it. It also feels tingly and eventually goes away in a couple of minutes

Shit man... I got semi-paralysis in my right leg...

by Ziyon October 16, 2008

Semibisexual

An LGBTQ+ friendly way to say that you're straight, because the internet is just a bunch of snowflakes locked in a safe and hidden in the Arctic

Guy 1: What sexuality are you?
Guy 2: I'm semibisexual.
Guy 1: What does that mean?
Guy 2: I'm only attracted to the opposite gender.
Guy 1: So you're straight?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm also not homophobic.
Guy 1: We're no longer friends.

by GlassOfWotah July 15, 2021

semi-pro ho

Like a pro ho, the female who goes for guys strictly because of their athletic prowess, but works it a tier lower, in the semi-pro field.

She's all about the cat 3 racers. What a semi-pro ho.

by J_F June 2, 2007

Semi-vegetarian

Someone who tends to eschew animal flesh, especially consumption of red or fatty meats, but still will occasionally eat meat, unlike a vegetarian.

Whereas a vegan may confine his diet to fruits and vegetables, a semi-vegetarian might eat fish weekly; eggs, honey, and dairy products frequently; and beef, lamb, or chicken an average of two days each month.

by LAlawMedMBA November 27, 2014