Taco Shelling is the female equivalent to tea bagging. That is to say when a woman squats over someone and presses her vagina into them. This can range anywhere from a sexual act to an amusing act when done as a prank or even a humiliating act when performed upon a defeated opponent. This is named as thus due to the internal and 'wrapping around' nature of the vagina. The act is akin to putting meat (or other things) into a taco.
We all laughed as we watched Jennifer taco shelling Sarah's face because she fell asleep on the couch again.
by Gorshum April 12, 2011
Get the Taco Shelling mug.When someone gives you what-if scenarios that could hypothetically come true, giving false hope and then you finding out that they sold you words (a "dream"), that could never be achieved.
EXAMPLE 1:
What happened to you Alyssa?
Oh, I'm so bummed out.
Why is that?
Josh was selling me dreams. He said he bought a house when I decided to move to "__" with him, but he still lives with his parents. What am I going to do?
EXAMPLE TWO:
Josh, I haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?
Dude, I found out Alyssa was selling me dreams.
Selling dreams?
She never loved me, all she said was stuff that she wanted to marry me, but it turns out she never loved me in the first place.
What happened to you Alyssa?
Oh, I'm so bummed out.
Why is that?
Josh was selling me dreams. He said he bought a house when I decided to move to "__" with him, but he still lives with his parents. What am I going to do?
EXAMPLE TWO:
Josh, I haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?
Dude, I found out Alyssa was selling me dreams.
Selling dreams?
She never loved me, all she said was stuff that she wanted to marry me, but it turns out she never loved me in the first place.
by problemeo February 25, 2019
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After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!
"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."
"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."
"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"
"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."
"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."
"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"
"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."
by John Zayus. August 20, 2009
Get the Sealing The Tomb mug.Selling sand is a slang term for selling Molly also known as Ecstasy. This is because in it’s pure form it tends to look like brownish sand.
by prizs September 23, 2019
Get the selling sand mug.When a video game company deliberately introduces a problem into their game so they can sell you the solution as opposed to designing the game to be played without paying up.
Solution selling can manifest in many different forms such as:
• Paying to skip long monotonous grinds
• Paying to repair fragile equipment such as weapons or armor
• Paying for transport, so you don't have to waste your time walking
• Paying to skip a difficult level/boss
• Paying to revive your character without losing progress or items
• Paying to progress at a rewarding pace
• Paying for increased inventory space
All of these issues can be solved very easily by better game design and just respecting the player's time and money.
Solution selling can manifest in many different forms such as:
• Paying to skip long monotonous grinds
• Paying to repair fragile equipment such as weapons or armor
• Paying for transport, so you don't have to waste your time walking
• Paying to skip a difficult level/boss
• Paying to revive your character without losing progress or items
• Paying to progress at a rewarding pace
• Paying for increased inventory space
All of these issues can be solved very easily by better game design and just respecting the player's time and money.
The game could've been good, if it wasn't for all the god damn solution selling!
Paid repair kits? That's just solution selling.
Paid repair kits? That's just solution selling.
by Lonke November 25, 2019
Get the Solution Selling mug.People who go around insulting others on facebook...for their spelling mistakes...so they are PEELICING...on Facebook...
by pseudo-intellect September 17, 2011
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