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viola section

The most pervy group in the orchestra, they have no boundaries and know every dirty joke there is.
That viola section is so raunchy.
by Owlknight March 18, 2016
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The Names Section of UD

The section where all retarded dipshits write about their name and make themselves feel good.
TihspiD has a great personality and has a monster hulk dick and can fly around the world and beat Superman's dick faster than The Flash.

Derpina has a dirty vagina that everyone has banged harder than the boner I have in my pants right now.

Paulie:I just read The Names Section of UD and I found out I am a boss.
Guy: I found out you're a bitch on the definition below yours.
by DerpShiz January 4, 2013
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Homie law 9 section 68

This is the law of spoiling. Any running show or movie under 8 months old must not be spoiled for the homies. Breaking this sacred law is cause for a sudden death brawl.
Friend 1. You can't spoil that
Friend 2. Y not you haven't watched it

Friend 1. Under the homie law 9 section 68
by LittleredAP December 8, 2020
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nosebleed section

Yo dogg these chiks are bouncin the nosebleed section topless
by J-dogg March 21, 2004
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jailhouse C-section

when your ass gets torn from anal rape.
Bubba : I'm about to give you a jailhouse C-Section
by LAGviewers November 3, 2012
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Jeterian Section

1) To go opposite field, particularly for a 3 run home run, thus embarassing the pretender Rays.

2)In chilbirth, the process of birthing a child upside-down with the legs crossed over
1) April 14th, 2009 vs Tampa Bay:
Michael Kay: We're certainly getting used to those Jeterian swings.
David Cone: and Jeter hits it, back, to the wall, and gone! A Jeterian home run!

2) Lucretia attempted to deliver her baby through the natural means, but since the baby was conceived during a botched bionic sea-horseing, it was grossly deformed and she had to deliver via Jeterian Section
by The Son is on His Bike April 14, 2009
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Caesarian Section

a Caesarian Section is where a doctor puts a hole in a pregnant woman's uterus to make the baby come out, instead of the normal way. many women choose to do this to "keep their pussies Snapper ready".
Person 1: "i heard the Mary got a Caesarian Section."

Person 2: "yeah, and now her pussy is snapper ready!"
by Welcome_to_LTown September 6, 2013
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