scuba deuch

A total cunt muffin.

Your a scuba deuche

by Monsta monna September 13, 2017

Scuba Dating

Scuba Dating
(verb) /ˈsko͞obə ˈdādiNG/

Definition:
A style of romantic involvement where one person dives way too deep, way too fast — forming intense emotional attachments early on, often before really knowing the other person. Like scuba diving without checking your oxygen tank, it’s risky, immersive, and usually ends with someone surfacing too quickly (and getting hurt.)

Example:
"We’d only been on two dates and he told me he could see us getting married. Classic scuba dating."
"She’s sweet, but total scuba — had our future kids named before we even kissed."

by Trizzy T June 30, 2025

Scuba cheesy balls

When someone's balls are sweating at the beach and have salty cheese from a hot day

Larry spent all day at the beach and got scuba cheesy balls

by In the tune of nasty July 29, 2022

Scuba

When something is really cool.
(So Cool U Beg A lot) to get it

Dude, those shoes are hella scuba… where did you get them?

by Nick King 412 March 13, 2023

Scuba Ronan

It is called a Scuba Ronan when there is an exchange within the prison system generally exchanging eggs for a sexual benefit.

Oh Daryl is over there getting a Scuba Ronan.

by Langy Tranny August 12, 2025

Scuba Muffin

When someone says "Scuba Muffin!" it's a phrase to high-five to! This term Is also known as (a) "Muff Diver".

1: "Scuba muffin... Scuba muffin..... *looks up* muff diver!!

*High-fives*

2: "DUDE!!!! You're such a Scuba Muffin! *high-five*"

by Rodofwonder January 25, 2011

scuba dive

When a man tries to hook up with another man while it is not obvious that he is gay, and then indirectly denies that he is gay when the other man asks. The man needs a huge oxygen tank like the ones used by scuba divers to look for meals while hide his sexuality.

Kevin Spacey - Hey fuckboi I could sure use a scrotum massage.
Man in Gay Bar - Uh? Are you gay?
Kevin Spacey - Just because you scuba dive, doesn’t make you a scuba diver.

by mathman8 November 10, 2018