Scuba dicking

When a person gives oral sex to a male under water.

He asked me to join him in the bathtub and go scuba dicking

by Ilovecupcake4ever January 30, 2018

scuba-diving

Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P

Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

Hungarian Scuba Tank

The act of receiving a rimjob, then releasing a fart into thy partners mouth and inhaling it back while kissing.

Ama give this hoe a hungarian scuba tank

by Hungarian National Dictionary May 17, 2025

SCUBA Queer

Someone who becomes confused around SCUBA gear

Donnie bout' lost his britches when he done seen that SCUBA set. I think he's SCUBA queer.

by SCUBA Sammy March 10, 2022

Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.

Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!

by LordJenal July 2, 2023

scuba keith

A conceded Scuba Diver who may or may not have a rivalry with Scuba Austin.

Who is these people?

by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004

scuba deuch

A total cunt muffin.

Your a scuba deuche

by Monsta monna September 13, 2017