Scuba Goose 

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".

Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."

Scuba Goose by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024

scuba cut 

A “Cuban observed” method of cutting a cigar. The cigar is “V cut” in the middle of the stick and both ends are cut and lit. The cigar is smoked by pressing the middle of the cigar to the mouth and smoked from both ends.

I was at the cigar lounge and everyone was using the scuba cut for their Cohibas. I’ve never seen that before.

scuba cut by 1squance February 2, 2024

Scuba Dating

Scuba Dating
(verb) /ˈsko͞obə ˈdādiNG/

Definition:
A style of romantic involvement where one person dives way too deep, way too fast — forming intense emotional attachments early on, often before really knowing the other person. Like scuba diving without checking your oxygen tank, it’s risky, immersive, and usually ends with someone surfacing too quickly (and getting hurt.)

Example:
"We’d only been on two dates and he told me he could see us getting married. Classic scuba dating."
"She’s sweet, but total scuba — had our future kids named before we even kissed."

Scuba Dating by Trizzy T June 30, 2025

Scuba Ronan 

It is called a Scuba Ronan when there is an exchange within the prison system generally exchanging eggs for a sexual benefit.

Oh Daryl is over there getting a Scuba Ronan.

Scuba Ronan by Langy Tranny August 12, 2025

Scuba Girl

an asu kkg known for scuba diving on a mountain with 3 pi kaps to the hit song firework by katy perry

Hey Scuba Girl, the snorkel doesn't go up there.

Scuba Girl by Zerksssssss August 25, 2025

Scuba Flaps

Large fanny flaps, often found on females but potentially discoverable on males. Resembles a pair of scuba flippers! usually quite lengthy...

Aw did you see the size of Greta's scuba flaps?!

Scuba Flaps by Flaps.com October 3, 2025

The-Real-Scuba-Steve 

The-Real-Scuba-Steve is greater than the Vestibule at IGN.com. Considering he is only an outsider, he is the best user overall.

"The-Real-Scuba-Steve is the bomb!" yelled a kid in the hallway.

The-Real-Scuba-Steve by The-Real-Scuba-Steve September 17, 2003