scuba sharks

the bestest underwater pals you could have :).

the scuba sharks belonged to Forrest and would die with them in a heartbeat.

by fonfoo May 6, 2018

scuba deuch

A total cunt muffin.

Your a scuba deuche

by Monsta monna September 13, 2017

scuba livin

one min your okay the next your drowning

I just scuba livin, ups & downs all day everyday

by jrbrockin May 18, 2011

Homeless Scuba Diver

The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.

Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.

by Dr. Knowitall MD August 15, 2011

Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.

Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!

by LordJenal July 2, 2023

Scuba Geer

Any attempt to scuba dive with out a body of water.

1. My Dad drank so much Shiner bock that he scuba Geer'd off of the picnic table.
2. Would you like to go Scuba Geering with me on Thursday?

by Jareighard May 6, 2015

Scuba Piss

To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.

"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"

by texthetransmuter November 15, 2021