SS Scrunchies and Sweatshirts day

SS Scruchies and Sweatshirts is when the same day a boy gives her his sweatshirt and a girl gives him one of her scruchies

“Today is SS Scrunchies and Sweatshirts day!!!! I’m so nervous what is he rejects me?”

by 16&57 October 16, 2019

Scrunchin' the munchkin

Euphemism for poorly endowed-male masturbation, or for female clitoral stimulation (i.e., like the little man in the canoe). Origin was in the East Bay Area of Northern California, circa mid-1980s.

I was really tired last night after playing chess with my buddies, and I was still scrunchin' the munchkin when I fell asleep.

by SolFrank January 14, 2016

schrunchies

sksksksk A hing that vsco girls wear

I love schrunchies so much that i have 200 of them.

by scrunchie queen November 3, 2019

scrunchy mama

A mother that uses both silky and crunchy methods of raising a child.

See Silky mama and Crunchy mama.

She uses cloth diapers and vaccinates on schedule so she is a scrunchy mama.

by MysPris November 12, 2013

Screechie

1. A shit stain(s) found in someones underpants that resemble tire marks.
2. A once popular Jamaican/Reggae dance move.

1. I decided not to have sex with him after I saw the huge screechie in his boxers.
2. I was so embarrassed at the party because everyone knew how to do the screechie except for me.

by Royce Bey July 1, 2016

Scrutched

When someone sneaks up on you and yanks your nuts and slams you on the ground

Dude, I got scrutched so damn hard my balls started bleeding!

by ayyy lamo July 2, 2018

Scratchie Bachelor

A single man who becomes a more eligable bachelor from winning big on a scratchie ticket. Ultimately giving him the title of the scratchie bachelor.

Also a great idea for the next series of the bachelor: The Scratchie Bachelor In Paradise.

"Paul won it big on a scratchie. He's a scratchie bachelor"

"How much did he really scratch? I need to know before we take this further"

by Shades On A Shadow November 9, 2018