Satch

See Satchmo

Oh stop being such a satch and piss on the electric fence.

by Bent Himself June 15, 2003

Satelliting

Waving your phone above your head satelliting or searching for a better or ANY WiFi signal.

I hate coming to this place, I ALWAYS wind up looking stupid satelliting for better WiFi.

by Raddog69 February 29, 2016

Satch

Short for "saturate" or "saturated".

"When I get the ladies goin', their panties gets hella satch". Or " it's so wet outside that the ground is satched"

by Fart friend February 9, 2019

douche satchel

a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"

an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration

That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!

by tl77 November 25, 2010

satchel

a bag of contraband

How am I gonna get a satchel on such short notice before the party!?

by Dylanger April 20, 2006

satellite

A hot chick's less desireable freinds. They may be fat, ugly, or just mean. Satellites are much easier to pick up than the actual hottie, but you may not admit to it tomorrow.

Hey, look at that hot chick and her four satellites; two fatties, a "butter face" and a b1tch.

by satellite July 1, 2005

Satchel

1) a man–purse
2) a skinny 10 year old ginger boy who crowd-surfs at concerts

"there goes satchel wow look at that swagger"

by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015