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waitress sandwich

A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as immortalized by U.S. senators Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy in 1985.
The two senators made a "waitress sandwich" while their dates were in the bathroom.
by TedFan85 August 31, 2013
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Apricot Sandwich

A vague sexual reference that actually has no meaning whatsoever. Used for confusing naive or gullible people.
guy1: Dude, I had a sweet apricot sandwich last night!
guy2: Are you using obscure sexual references again?
by Mr. E. Anonymous January 11, 2007
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sister sandwich

Having two sisters in the same bed with you for some Ménage a trios fucking action.
I made a sister sandwich out of Kim and Jen last night after the kegger. Whoo!
by moosehead7 August 9, 2006
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degrading sandwich

When two girls are grinding together and you and your wing man approach them from behind and proceed to grind with them pushing them closer and closer together between the two of you to form a sandwich like position. The move culminates with a large high five over the girls heads to create degradation towards these women. It is sick.
Yooo i was at the club last night and i saw these guys pull a degrading sandwich. I nearly shat my pants laughing.
by Davor jumbotron February 18, 2008
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Eskimo Sandwich

When you become Eskimo Bros at the same time.
Caleb and Matt always wanted to be Eskimo Bros, so they made an Eskimo Sandwich with a hottie they picked up at the bar.

Bro 1: Hey, you take er from the back, I'll go to town from the front.
Bro 2: totally. Whoa bro, we just made an Eskimo Sandwich, right on!
by Ybor Live September 16, 2020
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Jill sandwich

Notorious quote from the original Resident Evil for PlayStation where Barry Burton provides his STARS partner Jill Valentine with some comic shortly after being rescued from a crushing death. Also see wordmaster of unlocking/word.
"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich."
by Death to Infidels September 27, 2003
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salty sandwich

A sexual maneuver in which two guys drape their ball sacks on a girl's face, one on either side. The end result is a salty sandwich of fun.
Parker and Hamilton were the "Jiggling Jigglo's" act and performed on weekend's, usually for bachlorette parties. Their specialty was the salty sandwich, and women loved it. Especially ball suckers.
by Jrubadub September 8, 2011
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