Sam

If only he could see the girl of his dreams is near him right now. She loves him with all her heart. If only that sam loved her back.

Sam. The guy every guy wants to be, and the guy every girl wants.

by ilovesamx October 4, 2011

Sam

A complete grot bag that can relate any conversation to sex and always has the dirtiest stories to tell. Someone you would have a great deal of fun with. The dirtiest mind of them all.

God you're a total Sam.
Man that girl looks like a Sam.

by RjfWells January 25, 2012

SAM

Short Asian Man

Look at that SAM, hes so fucking short.

by mr. owens July 31, 2015

SAM

An acronym that means Super At Masturbation

Guy: What were you doing last night?
Other guy: jerking it cause I am SAM

by CrazeWay June 12, 2018

Sam

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, smart, and a true friend with a fantastic personality. Sams have been through a lot in their life but it only makes them stronger and they get right back up. Sams are the funniest people you will ever meet. You can always trust them with anything and they're always there to talk. They may seem shy at first, but after getting to know them they're the loudest and craziest people around. Sams always cheer you up no matter what. Always respect her because you never know hat someone goes through. Sams are also the most random people on the planet but you gotta love them.

Bob: I was sad yesterday about the break-up...but I'm feeling all better now.
Joe: how did you feel better so fast?
Bob: I just talked to Sam :)

by YourBestFriendPedo XD July 16, 2013

Sam

A man who has a disturbing urge to commit an alabama baby bird.

Hannah was shocked when Sam decided to feed her with a sloppy alabama baby bird.

by ComputerScienceBanter November 12, 2014

Sam

Big gay autism who spends money on every fucking game he likes but ends up still being shit

Xbox Player 1: Lets see whose on our team this R6 match *sees Sam*
*Instantly quits knowing he will lose otherwise*

by Hi Licklenewtron69 October 31, 2019