Rum Cake 

Cake with rum in it. Drunk rock crusher in Manassas poured rum in wifes cake batter.

I really want to get hammered. Got any rum cake?

Rum Cake by Burtchiggins November 25, 2020

Rum plum 

That little ball of poop that hangs from your ass. Also known as a dinkle berry.

Guy 1: I just threw you a rum plum. Don't eat it
Guy 2: that's nasty bro

Rum plum by DetailedFrenzy February 6, 2021

rum crum

(Or ) rum crumb. A disparaging word in response to someone who irritates you, playful, teasing.

After waking someone with insomnia, the insomniac says, “ You rum crumb, you woke me up”

rum crum by Lois Chapstick April 16, 2021

Rum Floater 

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

Rum Floater by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021

rum plug 

After a night of drinking rum, you wake early the next morning and shit a super hard brick that stretches your anus to painful extremes but has a clean break. Its usually followed a little while later with an epic dose of the runs.

*limping back to bed* Morning wifey, I just shat a rum plug, you have an hour to use the bathroom before I need it again.

rum plug by MoistMoose October 8, 2022

rum turkey 

Heavy seshers who don’t know when to stop

Davey u rum turkey

rum turkey by Blind squid February 25, 2023

rum toss 

Symbolism. Create your own definition - be creative!

"Did you rum toss her bumy hole?"

rum toss by jjcewell August 29, 2023