Impressively Rude

when someone you have not seen in a while, like a rediscovery on facebook from 20 years ago from the 5th grade and you are now in your thirties posts..."wow, I didn't recognize you without the glasses, bad haircut...etc...you look great now" translation... "wow, you used to be very ugly in the 5th grade and now you look, well, wow, YOU LOOK GREAT...." impressively rude is when you compliment someone on how they look now in such a way that you insult how they used to look in the process....

Random re-aqaintance to someone they have not seen in a while..

old friend "wow, you look so great now, I barely recognized you because you used to be so fat".
you "um, thanks...I think".

You re-tell the story to an existing friend...so and so was impressively rude when I saw her telling me how great I look now... how fat did she think I was before?

by The one and only Pinksnout December 12, 2009

Pennsylvania ridge line

When three or more venereal warts grow in a straight line on the shaft of a penis. Not to be confused with an Oklahoma biscuit.

That skank chipped a tooth on my Pennsylvania ridge line so I punched her.

by Barnwood February 7, 2012

moreland ridge middle school

the place where children “learn” and the teachers will kill u if u say the word crap.

“did u just say crap at moreland ridge middle school?! GO TO HELL”

by Cristaria April 20, 2018

how rude

A commonly used catchphrase of Stephanie Tanner of the sitcom Full House.

DJ: If Mr. Bear's related to anyone in this room its the mattress.

Stephanie: Mr Bear says, how rude.

by TaurusBaby04 July 7, 2020

Back to Back Dutch Rudder

When you and another guy go back to back and dutch rudder eachother, therefore it is totally not gay.

Me and Curtis totally Back to Back Dutch Rudder'd last night...it was hot.

by PomplemooseJones February 12, 2010

Deadman's Dutch Rudder

When the recipient of a hand transplant masturbates.

The poor deceased never imagined his hands would be used to perform the Deadman's Dutch Rudder.

by Young Mr T July 27, 2016

Matt Fucking Ridge

Destroyer of all known thotty bitches.
His giant dick is so big if you jumped off it you'll have ripped throught the fabric of time and space

Literal human embodiment of a burnin pile of unfiltered goblin shit

*cough* I would rather be analy fucked by a minion in a Chinese concentration camp the sit next to Matt Fucking Ridge.

by Rwandan genocide October 1, 2017