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The Return Of The Incredible Hardcore Crumpet Masters Of Doom

A.K.A. The Best Damn Band In Chippenham College. Known for such classics as "Walnut" and "Yum, Yum, Someone else's food"
"Hey, have you heard of The Return Of The Incredible Hardcore Crumpet Masters Of Doom?"
"No..."
by James 'Natty' Lloyd October 21, 2003
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He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
by Silentlydisapears July 11, 2021
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Return fire

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she spits it back at you
Girl, "Did you enjoy the blowjob?"
Guy,"Yeah. I just wish you didn't return fire"
by John919818 November 20, 2017
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Blaze hide then foemg never dies and Lola bunny and bugs bunny movie off everyone in the world dies but in a way where we have nothing but everything fighting greatness pure shadows of love no matter what happens in life we will always have something special in the life of our Lord Jesus
We live god is great Broly is the whole world blaze is majin buu then gage says no return to us forms forever
by Blazeweaverisbugsbunnylolastar February 8, 2023
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Return To Spender

Da way you should mark an envelope containing an astronomical department-store/online-merchant invoice dat someone who had "gone wild with his credit card" has sent to you and blubberingly asked if you would pay off his bill for him. Hey --- we are all responsible for our actions, so unless there was actually a prior agreement, it's not up to someone else to "bail you out" if you are not wise/thrifty with your purchasing!
I always try to be very frugal and carefully calculate how much I am paying for an actual/virtual cart of merchandise, so that hopefully I can avoid having any "Return To Spender" letters' winding up in my mailbox!
by QuacksO September 22, 2020
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super-size returnable-container swindle

Refers to the pathetically-selfish practice of a miser’s offering a naïve fellow human one or more huge trash bags full of returnable containers as payment for his running one or more errands and/or performing some task around the shyster’s house or property, only for the hapless workman to later discover that the bags merely contain a comparatively few very large (i.e., gallon and/or 2-/3-liter) plastic containers, rather than the logically-expected “haul” of many dozens of ordinary-sized glass/plastic drink-bottles and aluminum beverage-cans; he is thus being paid only a small fraction of the “apparent reimbursement” that the gigantic bulging bags had “implied”.
I always insist on either “counting through” bags of bottles/cans before accepting them as payment for something, or having clear-plastic sacks be used to bag up the returnables, so that I can actually see the size/type/number of the containers inside the bags, and thus be more sure of getting the approximate reimbursement that I’ve been led to believe I’d be receiving as my end of the deal... there are waaaay too many advantage-takers out there who are eager to try to pull the ol' "super-size returnable-container swindle" on people like me.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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