Retardation

Kenneth Samule Edmonson

We tard, you tard, retardation. Always known as known as a medical condition that happens from birth.

by Diddy Black July 3, 2025

Retardation

Kenneth Samule Edmonson, Jr

You tard, we tard, retardation.

by Diddy Black July 3, 2025

Retardation Day

The term used by serious economists for April 2, 2025 which Trump declare "Liberation Day".

We all know these tariffs are disastrous. which is why April 2 will be henceforth known as Retardation Day!

by LaughingAloud September 17, 2025

Retardation

Not to be confused with retard, a derogatory term, or retardant, a common mitigating term for fire e.g fire retardant.

Retardation is another word for deterioration, usually as a medical term, but ha sheen phased out a bit due to the dergatory term retard.

The man’s mind, after the injury, had significant retardation before surgery.

by Localinstance January 12, 2026

Textual Retardation

One who is unable to express ones emotions though text

Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????

Boy: Ok cool.

Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/

by Walshy84 November 21, 2013

sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.

Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.

by Dizzy D. May 3, 2018

Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018