retard 

someone you can see every single morning in the mirror

You: whos that retard behind the glass?
Me: It's your reflection, RETARD!

retard by michaelanyways April 12, 2007

Retard 

Loic Jacobs

Wow, Loic is such a retard.

Retard by lmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmao July 5, 2016

retard 

1. (noun) A person with an IQ of lower than 60, who have ineptitude learning at school as well as communication, problems performing basic everyday tasks, and problems socially with people of similar age.

2. (noun) The insult used to describe such a person in definition 1, or anyone just acting or talking stupid, whether they fit the medical diagnosis of "mentally retarded" or not.

3. (noun) Most posters on Blabbermouth's heavy metal news website and messageboard.

You don't know what you're talking about, you retard.

retard by steelersownyou January 6, 2007

Retard 

A word Americans tend to call eachother as a very bad insult.

Wanda: Hey Bill, I tripped on the stairs today.
Bill: You retard!

Retard by danielgnik October 20, 2008

ReTard 

ReTard n. Portmanteu of "Republican" and "retard". Someone who, intoxicated by an assumption about being knowlegable and right about politics and economics, forgets that they need to get actual real ordinary people to support them if their agenda is to be advanced. Often but not always middle class, easily led and with poor insight to society's problems, and naive about the mechanics of politics and utterly ignorant about how power actually works.

The Tea Party is utterly ReTarded

ReTard by ConBasher July 19, 2014

retard 

Someone who is as fucking stupid as a log of ass excretion.

Teacher: What is your favorite color?
Retard: Car

retard by ryhlyh November 30, 2016

Retard 

One who posts a definition on UrbanDictionary of a word that's already been defined on UrbanDictionary

Person 1: X is a letter of the alphabet
Person 2: X is a letter of the alphabet
Person3: Person 1 and 2 are retarded.

Retard by Namenlos12345 November 30, 2010