The Rectal Renaissance

When a man inserts his index and middle fingers into his parters anus, pulls it out, thrust his hand into the air and screams, "Shit by any other name would smell just as foul!"

Don't shake Ron's hand, he still has shit under his fingernails from the Rectal Rennasiannce.

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

rectal terrorist

A man who hits on other men for anal sex.

That rectal terrorist was hitting on Tom at the bar all night.

by Cartman69 March 15, 2005

Restless Leg Syndrome

When people sleep, their legs continue to move. This can be easily mistaken for a dream, when really they are suffering from a disease that does not allow them to stop dancing. It is terrible disease because people are not able to get enough sleep. This can lead to deteriorating physical and mental health.

A: I wasn't able to sleep last night because your legs kept moving.
B: Well, I suffer from Restless Leg Syndrome. I cannot keep myself from dancing while I try to sleep. I was doing an Irish Jig last night. That's the worst one.

by joegunnar March 12, 2011

rectal-cranial inversion

a serious medical condition, wherein your cranium, or brain, has changed places with your rectum, or asshole. it can lead to jail time, unwanted pregnancy, divorce, loss of job and/or income, and public embarrassment.

joey: oh man, i can't believe i broke up with chloe; she's the best thing that ever happened to me. how could i be so stupid?
zoey: you may have been suffering from rectal-cranial inversion. you may still be. consult your psychologist or your proctologist as soon as possible.
joey: thanks, you're a real pal. i guess i need a tractor.
zoey: for what?
joey: to pull my head out of my ass!!
zoey: true dat.

by earpuller May 18, 2006

restart elite

the restart elite is an elite that exists only in halo: reach. it is an elite that does not wear any armor and is armed with only a combat knife, is invincible and can kill you in one stab and makes you restart the entire campaign(hence the name restart elite) you can usually tell that he is making an attack by the disturbed song indestructable before he enters the game. his appearances are extremely rare. also, he deranks you to recruit and takes away your armor and credits.

the restart elite will kill everything you love, give you HIV, tell your grandmother dead baby jokes until she has a stroke and throw your cat at a ceiling fan

by jorjor218 June 29, 2011

Restaurant groups

Found only on roblox, these steaming piles of dogshit take on the form of a fictional or real "restaurant" that promises a "unforgettable" experience in reality just inducing child labor and making them look like a gmod darkrp moderator.

Games usually consist of "Frappe" or something similar that's atrocious. The servers consist of several trolls, five staff who lack access to mod commands and 2 high ranks who take everything seriously like it's a personal attack.

Shitty rules like not being able to order over 3 things, typing in caps, standing on the counter or even just using a glitch.

Troll: CAN I ORDER RAT PISS
Restaurant groups: W1. Don't spam caps.
Troll: W1. Don't warn
Restaurant groups: W3. Kicking for impersonation

by trollface moment June 10, 2020

restless

When you want to settle down but your mind is bouncing off the walls.

That restless bitch stole ma wheels and done did fall asleep in it!

by Sir Cody Conflict January 12, 2008