ripped

Muscular.

Yo that nugga is ripped.

by mcbain September 16, 2003

pre-ripped pants

Pants that were factory "pre ripped. I personally thing that it is mentally retarded to pay more money for pants that are ripped...rip them yourself for gods sake.

Raw jock:look at mah pre-ripped pants pantzz dood.
Normal human being: dood yer a tool.
Raw jock:foootballl!

by omgdlolpwn October 1, 2007

Ripped ass

Someone who just blew shit up

Dude mason just ripped ass on that bitch.

by Hahahafuckurbitch February 15, 2020

dick ripped

1. When your dick gets ripped off because you were doing something stupid and/or dangerous.

2. The act of shooting someone in the balls during an airsoft or paintball match.

I told Allen not to jack around with the meat cleaver, but he didn't listen to me and accidentally dick ripped himself. What a dumbass.

I dick ripped Jimmy last weekend while playing paintball. He was in so much pain he cried.

by J. Arnier May 19, 2007

fat ripped

400 lbs
4% Body Fat

See E.Honda

Me: Damn E.Honda has cuts in his eyebrows.

Friend: Yeah, hes fat ripped.

by Fusion916 October 7, 2009

Nic Ripped

The act of getting so buzzed off of nicotine you can barely walk straight. Common slang with people who JUUL to take a rip.

Example 1:
Juul user: Bro you want a hit?
Man: Nah I got super Nic Ripped in the bathroom earlier, I can hardly stand.
Example 2:
Man: I smoked a pack of cigarettes in an hour and almost threw up i got so Nic Ripped

man 2: No way

by Anus Destroyer 69 October 24, 2018

ripped jeans

Smartest thing invented. Makes teenage girls think they make them look cool because they probably saw some "hip" celebrity wearing them on MTV.

14 year old girl: OMG! Like, check out my brand new ripped jeans that I bought at abercrombie yesterday. They were on sale for, like, $110!
Me: *trips girl, causing her to scrape her knee*. I'm sorry, that was an accident. Why were you wearing ripped jeans?

by Brother Moses January 11, 2006