reality porn

Reality porn is porn that focuses more on a story than just pure sex. Contrary to the name, the women who are picked up by the filmer(s) are paid actresses who know what's going on before the guy shows up. However, while the whole event is a set-up, the outdoor portions are not filmed in closed off sets and the people in the background are real civilians.

Street Blowjobs, Bang Bus, and Milf Hunter are examples of popular reality porn sites. As fun as it is to believe their adventures are real, secretly filming a strange girl sucking your dick and posting the video on the internet, or picking a girl up in your van, doing her with the promise of money, and then dumping her off in the boonies and stealing her crutches would be very illegal.

by Trivial Mind November 12, 2007

false reality

Some times people lie to themselves and others to create the world they want, (as opposed to genuinely and honestly living life). Making shit up as they go along to pretend to be what they want to be.

The local bipolar slut acting like she's your best friend trying to create a false reality when what she really wants is your husbands attention.

by choochflounder December 28, 2013

reality TV

Bringing YouTube to the big screen since 2005. Most reality TV shows are just dignifed YouTube stuff all packed together in a half hour or hour.

Also the sign that America is losing it's creativity and intelligence.

I am watching a reality TV show about little bratty kid. Shit, that is on YouTube all the time.

by Kyle230 June 20, 2009

replate

To place unwanted leftovers, typically in a doggie bag, on top of the nearest trash can so they don't go to waste.

My dinner at the restaurant was so huge I couldn't finish it, so I just replated the leftovers.

by feeshsauce August 30, 2007

repititous

A disease which which causes a person or persons to repeat a humorous fragment and/or sentence. There are two forms in which this disease comes in: Repititous A is hereditary. It may be terminal in some cases. There is no known cure. Repititous B is contagious, and can be cured through a series of painful shots. Both cases are severely painful, and may cause mental damage.

"And he was like 'don't touch my pancakes"
"Haha, don't touch my pancakes"
Wow, she must have repititous

by Willwillwillwill1234 March 21, 2009

reality consultant

Someone who consults those who has strayed from reality and has lead themselves to believe that their fantasy have truly become their reality . These life gurus then in turn guide the vagrants of reality back to their sad existance of life with a slap dose of realism.

Cory needs to get a hold of a reality consultant as soon as possible. Have you seen his girlfriend?!

by buti4life December 30, 2011

Platonic Reality

A) The real essence of anything that is dimly reflected in physical existence. For example, circular objects are crude approximations to an ideal perfect circle (The Platonic Reality of circles).

B) The Ultimate ...

C) Perfect, utopian, ideal

Originating from Plato, he thought what we see in the physical world is a dim reflection of the true ideal thing.

OMG, she is the Platonic Reality of all girls. hott.

by TTM November 1, 2004