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A blue-haired sewer rat with pronouns. Did I mention that he lives in a sewer and eats sewage?
person 1: bro Reese just stole my chips
person 2: what a sewer rat
Reese by moldyIemons September 24, 2022
Reese is a weird girl who likes to lay in bed all day watching arrested development because she’s in love with jason bateman even though he’s older than her dad. she likes to walk around the house in her underwear, ice rolling her face and boiling eggs cause it takes less effort than scrambling them. overall, she’s the coolest person you’ll ever meet if you’re not a man. she also smells like lavender.
Person 1: is that a miranda sings impersonator??

Person 2: no that’s reese
reese by definitelynotreesemiller October 14, 2022
Reese is a really straightforward skaterboy. He dont't care bout what no one says, except that one boy he likes. People call him rude, an asshole, but he couldn't care less. He has the best music taste known to man. He is pretty mid at video games and he admits it but doesn't wanna.
Crush: omg who is that hot skater boy

Friend: oh that's just Reese!
Reese by R33s3 November 5, 2022
Reese is a very attractive girl who loves sunsets, the sky, and pretty scenery. She is a kind-hearted girl, who seems shy at first but is an extrovert when you get to really know her. She never knows how to make a decision but will never complain if doing something she doesn’t like. If you are a boy you are very lucky to date someone named Reese. Afterward, though she is going to make you feel like you were in love with her, then realize she will move on in a day and will act like nothing ever happened. She needs to learn to love herself before trying to love other people because she will end up hurting all of those people.
oh look its reese, dont fall for her
Reese by papazan November 12, 2022
It's Reese.
Reese by dw abt it yes December 10, 2022
The most amazing, sweet, and beautiful girl in the entire world, who's so much better than everyone and everything.
"I really enjoy talking to Reese"
"Dude can you please shut the fuck up about her"
Reese by Wallace Black January 22, 2023