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Like Reading Braille

When a chick's tits are so small feeling her chest is like attempting to read braille.
"Man her tits are so small, I may have to learn to read braille before I nail her!"

(Thus feeling her up is like reading braille)
by Brandaminator October 2, 2006
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North Reading

Formerly 2/3 farm land in Northeastern Massachusetts. Dialing a phone back in the 70s only consisted of 5 numbers. Now you must dial an area code, exchange, number and press (1) for English. Was once able to ride down the main street on a bike wearing a blindfold while picking your nose. Now in the new millennium there is a Wendy's, Macdonald's and a Wal-Mart with gulls circling around the parking lots. Even though there is multi-million dollar homes you still need the Spanish-English dictionary if you want to buy a burger. Kids bring weapons to school in their parents BMWs or Mercedes and pop oxycontin like candy from a pez dispenser. All the original townies still think it is 1980 and they wear tight jeans and have mullets. All the new rich people are stuck up fucks that think their shit don't stink, and the cross-over people that cut their mullets off became stuck up cunts.
North Reading used to be a nice little town with quiet safe streets, but now it is just an over populated, forest ruining, money hungry Jones following city.
by Dink Weed February 21, 2008
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Reading Brail

To feel a girls tits that are so small all you feel are ribs and hard nipples, no cushion whatsoever.
"Dude, hooked up with that academy chick last night, absolutely nothing to grab on, I felt like I was reading brail"
by Michael Salvatore March 12, 2008
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reading, england

a very small city south west of london, nothing ever FUCKING HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

pronounced reding but we're awkward so we spelt it reading:)
person 1: hey, so you know reading, england
person 2: no
by punksnotdead17 August 20, 2019
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J-Reeing

J-Reeing is a term used by high school students to define the act of cheating on an exam, especially getting ahold of the exam and changing answers after the exam has been handed in.
Student: "I put the wrong answer on my test but the teacher isn't here...time for some J-Reeing!"
by SAT2400 December 15, 2008
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RainGaurd

Fans used to cool someone off. The name is derived from the fact that they have a mechanism to protect from rain.
I'm so happy that I got this RainGaurd fan!!!
by doodeoo August 21, 2006
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Reading Roast Dinner

A sex act involving two consenting adults of either gender.

Meat and two veg - ALL IN
I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!
by the plagiarist July 1, 2011
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