The state or condition of being near death. Exhausted or completely worn out. Passed its useable life.
The doctor referred to his terminal patients as "shovel ready"
by TCJohnson March 07, 2009
When a man wants to be in a relationship with a women but he finds out she already has 7 kids. But he can't do that because she has a "ready family" and he wants to have his own kids.
Sentence: Mama said, "Avoid those ready families"
How about... I was about to get with this girl and then I found out she had a ready family.
Sentence: Mama said, "Avoid those ready families"
How about... I was about to get with this girl and then I found out she had a ready family.
by E. Clellan August 09, 2011
the excessive amount of time a person, usually female and teenaged, spends primping in front of the mirror to impress some stupid sleazy boy who couldn't care less. Can include showering, blowdrying, straightening/curling hair, makeup, and clothing-selection.
by Aliiiiii March 29, 2008
A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.
Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?
Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?
Teacher: Great idea!
Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?
Teacher: Great idea!
by amogusbruh21youstupid March 18, 2022
by kaihai January 31, 2023
I-Ready was originally a website used for torture in 2011. It would cause anxiety, depression, stress, and suicidal thoughts to the victim. However, some teachers realized that they could slack off using I-Ready instead of ACTUALLY TEACHING, so they forced their students to do long, useless, and boring lessons EVERY DAY. So, nowadays, students who use I-Ready are usually more depressed than students who don't.
Creator of the website 1: Hey, let's create a torture device and call it I-Ready!
Creator of the website 2: Good idea!
Later...
Teacher 1: I'm too lazy to do actual teaching so I'm going to make these students do I-Ready lololol such a good idea
Teacher 2: ikr
In class.
Teacher 1: do this while I play on my phone
Student 1: :(
Later...
Student 1: hey student 2 I really don't want to do I-Ready so let's commit unalive
Student 2: great idea, who even created that thing anyway
Even later
Teacher 1: Oh wow, 2 of our students committed unalive.
Teacher 2: Wow, I wondered what caused them to do that!
Creator of the website 2: Good idea!
Later...
Teacher 1: I'm too lazy to do actual teaching so I'm going to make these students do I-Ready lololol such a good idea
Teacher 2: ikr
In class.
Teacher 1: do this while I play on my phone
Student 1: :(
Later...
Student 1: hey student 2 I really don't want to do I-Ready so let's commit unalive
Student 2: great idea, who even created that thing anyway
Even later
Teacher 1: Oh wow, 2 of our students committed unalive.
Teacher 2: Wow, I wondered what caused them to do that!
by iliketrees25 May 25, 2023
i-ready is shit
by maskingsucks December 20, 2022