If you're in a club/bar and there are one or two smoking hot girls, but the rest are dogs, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite low.
But if you're in a club/bar and there are many hot girls around and only a few mingers, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite high.
What you want is a high "Hot to Not Ratio"
But if you're in a club/bar and there are many hot girls around and only a few mingers, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite high.
What you want is a high "Hot to Not Ratio"
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Hey! How was your vacation in Italy? "great, we had a blast, except my "mouth to ass ratio" was high for eating bucket loads of pasta every day"
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Get the Mouth to ass ratio mug.1 A statement referring to michigan tech's disproportionate male to female ratio of 3:1.
2 The ratio of liquor to mixer that MTU students use to make up for their sadness caused by a severe lack of women and a high annual snowfall.
2 The ratio of liquor to mixer that MTU students use to make up for their sadness caused by a severe lack of women and a high annual snowfall.
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Get the Tit to stomach ratio mug.On Twitter, your following-to-follower count is called your ‘ratio,’ most people, especially on stan twitter, strive to have what’s called a ‘skinny ratio.’
What makes a ratio skinny? Having an impressively high amount of followers while simultaneously following very little people. An example skinny ratio is “78 following, 3.5k followers.”
But what about a fat ratio? A fat ratio is the complete opposite of a skinny ratio! For example: 3.5k following, 78 followers.
Ratios can be the make-it-or-break-it on the impression of your account.
What makes a ratio skinny? Having an impressively high amount of followers while simultaneously following very little people. An example skinny ratio is “78 following, 3.5k followers.”
But what about a fat ratio? A fat ratio is the complete opposite of a skinny ratio! For example: 3.5k following, 78 followers.
Ratios can be the make-it-or-break-it on the impression of your account.
User @BUTERAKIWl has such a skinny ratio! What a legend!
Here’s what twitter user @Rauhlag had to say about ratios:
“If u think it's cute to follow 34 people and only have 100 followers u need a reality check Cause it's dumb like Twitter is for u to follow people y'all are the reason Twitter is so shitty now cause y'all think it's so good to have a ratio like bitch GTFO Twitter with that goofy ass shit . No it's not ugly we just follow people back and don't have big eggos like some ppl it's not that serious it makes u look dumb . Ur not Beyonce like stop it ur just a Stan acc . If anything u should be trying to gain followers .”
Here’s what twitter user @Rauhlag had to say about ratios:
“If u think it's cute to follow 34 people and only have 100 followers u need a reality check Cause it's dumb like Twitter is for u to follow people y'all are the reason Twitter is so shitty now cause y'all think it's so good to have a ratio like bitch GTFO Twitter with that goofy ass shit . No it's not ugly we just follow people back and don't have big eggos like some ppl it's not that serious it makes u look dumb . Ur not Beyonce like stop it ur just a Stan acc . If anything u should be trying to gain followers .”
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This is a definitive measurement of a man's penis growth potential, or PGP. In the slang world there are two types of penises--growers and showers. Growers are men with penises that are comparably small when not erected, but grow significantly when aroused. Showers are men with penises that are long when not erected, but do not gain very much length when aroused, giving them the appearance of "showing off" when not in use. The Erection Ratio comes into use here. Whereas before there was two types of penises that were loosely defined, we now have a way of roughly determining whether or not someone is a grower or a shower. The Erection Ratio is the ratio of the erect penis to the inerect penis, expressed like 4:1 or 2.5:1. A grower is someone whose ratio is 1.7:1 or higher; a shower is someone with a ratio less than 1.7:1 (but not less than 1:1 or your penis shrinks when you get an erection!).
This is a definitive measurement of a man's penis growth potential, or PGP. In the slang world there are two types of penises--growers and showers. Growers are men with penises that are comparably small when not erected, but grow significantly when aroused. Showers are men with penises that are long when not erected, but do not gain very much length when aroused, giving them the appearance of "showing off" when not in use. The Erection Ratio comes into use here. Whereas before there was two types of penises that were loosely defined, we now have a way of roughly determining whether or not someone is a grower or a shower. The Erection Ratio is the ratio of the erect penis to the inerect penis, expressed like 4:1 or 2.5:1. A grower is someone whose ratio is 1.7:1 or higher; a shower is someone with a ratio less than 1.7:1 (but not less than 1:1 or your penis shrinks when you get an erection!).
What is my erection ratio? 35:1. Or in other words, my penis is 35 times longer when erect than when inerect. That makes me a hardcore grower.
by Jesus Fuckendoucher October 4, 2011
Get the Erection Ratio mug.The alternative to the 1-10 scale rating for women. Saying a woman is a "7.0" or a "6.5" is pointless as it does not answer the ultimate question; "WOULD YOU HIT IT?" This is the ONLY thing that should be going through your mind as you think about an attractive (or less than attractive woman)
And, so the breakdown...(for personal reasons we will begin at the middle (( 2 )) rating).
2 - HIT IT ...nice and simple, you'd "hit" whatever it is you are talking about
3 - DEFINITELY HIT IT!!!! ...absolutely, without a doubt, not only hittable but hittable to the extent that you'd buy her anything and shower her with diamonds to keep "hitting" it. Usually a 3 doesn't even have to be acknowledge as a 3, as by this point if you're standing with a group of guys, you are ALL checking her out, up and down, down and up!
1 - "I'D LET HER BLOW ME" Now, this one is the flip side of the 3. The girl is somewhat cute (must be otherwise how could she blow something overly limp?) but just to get a nut off. No sex, no going down on her, NO DIAMONDS!
Now, if you're looking at something so hideous that you wouldn't hit it or let her blow your worst enemy, you are looking at something OUTSIDE OF REASON, our exception to the 1-2-3 Rating.
Now, go out and use this powerful new tool that will make your life so much more simple than using the 1 - 10 scale!
And, so the breakdown...(for personal reasons we will begin at the middle (( 2 )) rating).
2 - HIT IT ...nice and simple, you'd "hit" whatever it is you are talking about
3 - DEFINITELY HIT IT!!!! ...absolutely, without a doubt, not only hittable but hittable to the extent that you'd buy her anything and shower her with diamonds to keep "hitting" it. Usually a 3 doesn't even have to be acknowledge as a 3, as by this point if you're standing with a group of guys, you are ALL checking her out, up and down, down and up!
1 - "I'D LET HER BLOW ME" Now, this one is the flip side of the 3. The girl is somewhat cute (must be otherwise how could she blow something overly limp?) but just to get a nut off. No sex, no going down on her, NO DIAMONDS!
Now, if you're looking at something so hideous that you wouldn't hit it or let her blow your worst enemy, you are looking at something OUTSIDE OF REASON, our exception to the 1-2-3 Rating.
Now, go out and use this powerful new tool that will make your life so much more simple than using the 1 - 10 scale!
i.e 1-2-3 RATING.
Jessica Alba - 3 "I'D DEFINITELY HIT IT!"
Jennifer Carpenter - 2 "yeah...I'd hit it"
Monica Lewinski - 1 "I'd let her blow me"
Monique - "OUTSIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING REASON"
Jessica Alba - 3 "I'D DEFINITELY HIT IT!"
Jennifer Carpenter - 2 "yeah...I'd hit it"
Monica Lewinski - 1 "I'd let her blow me"
Monique - "OUTSIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING REASON"
by Arthur V. October 3, 2008
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