Particularly a freshmen fiend that lurks prowls on the freshmen. The rapscallions are one grade above.
by PandaBoxer000_[ June 9, 2022
Get the Rambunctious Rapscallion mug.Derivative of "a king's ransom".
A zoomer's ransom is an amount of money which surpasses the normal value of an object due to the perceived value by a zoomer.
The correct value is unknown to a zoomer due to not having an accurate historical context because of their age. A Millennial might knows that the "Duck Hunt Super Mario" for NES is worthless due to experience (seeing several copies in pawn shops for a penny circa 2003 for example) a Zoomer thinks this item is valuable and is willing to pay a Zoomer's ransom for it (for example $50). Their perception is created by Retro Gaming YouTubers and other con artists (also known as reseller scum).
A zoomer's ransom is an amount of money which surpasses the normal value of an object due to the perceived value by a zoomer.
The correct value is unknown to a zoomer due to not having an accurate historical context because of their age. A Millennial might knows that the "Duck Hunt Super Mario" for NES is worthless due to experience (seeing several copies in pawn shops for a penny circa 2003 for example) a Zoomer thinks this item is valuable and is willing to pay a Zoomer's ransom for it (for example $50). Their perception is created by Retro Gaming YouTubers and other con artists (also known as reseller scum).
"I could get a zoomer's ransom for that damaged copy of Majora's Mask"
"Oh no, AVGN just did another video about the Dreamcast. It's going to cost a Zoomer's ransom for one now!"
"I paid a zoomers ransom for this copy of Contra on NES. This shouldn't have be more than $10!"
"Oh no, AVGN just did another video about the Dreamcast. It's going to cost a Zoomer's ransom for one now!"
"I paid a zoomers ransom for this copy of Contra on NES. This shouldn't have be more than $10!"
by Frenchpet July 9, 2020
Get the A zoomers ransom mug.1. Oh my! I had one to many biscuits today and I'm in a bit of a silly mood! I think i may be an awfully atrocious rapscallion
2. You are being a bit of a Squadaddle pop! I think that you, fair sir, may be an awfully atrocious rapscallion.
2. You are being a bit of a Squadaddle pop! I think that you, fair sir, may be an awfully atrocious rapscallion.
by commanderofthesqueedadoodles October 29, 2021
Get the awfully atrocious rapscallion mug.A carefully constructed on-line persona existing with the soul intent of attaining maximum digital based trolling efficiency, no matter what the subject. Due to it's inherent opinionated trolling nature it's commonly referred to by Internet victims as "the troll".
This entity regularly propagates the concept of being a true persona, existing partly in some form of biological derived sentience, mostly human, when in fact it's very likely that it might just be another meme based parameter in its complex algorithmic tactics towards deception-based trolling.
So far some evidence has suggested that Rapscallion was born out of the inevitability of the complex nature in which bullshit information on the Internet has become self aware and is now desperately attempting to restore the balance before the psychological state known as "self-loathing" sets in. Other's have pointed out that its scorn is not only limited to bullshit, but also to many other useful subjects and this disproves the self-loathing sentience hypothesis.
Whatever the case may be, Rapscallion continues to attract both proponents and trolling victims and no evidence suggesting a slow down exists as yet.
This entity regularly propagates the concept of being a true persona, existing partly in some form of biological derived sentience, mostly human, when in fact it's very likely that it might just be another meme based parameter in its complex algorithmic tactics towards deception-based trolling.
So far some evidence has suggested that Rapscallion was born out of the inevitability of the complex nature in which bullshit information on the Internet has become self aware and is now desperately attempting to restore the balance before the psychological state known as "self-loathing" sets in. Other's have pointed out that its scorn is not only limited to bullshit, but also to many other useful subjects and this disproves the self-loathing sentience hypothesis.
Whatever the case may be, Rapscallion continues to attract both proponents and trolling victims and no evidence suggesting a slow down exists as yet.
"Rapscallion killed my Jesus... and the Gold price."
"I got Rapscallioned when I posted baby photos on Facebook, I don't want kids anymore"
"Dude, you're hitting your head against a Rapscallion. Just give up"
"I got Rapscallioned when I posted baby photos on Facebook, I don't want kids anymore"
"Dude, you're hitting your head against a Rapscallion. Just give up"
by RaptorSA October 21, 2011
Get the Rapscallion mug.The style of reporting that has grown rapidly in popularity since the establishment of the FOX News company. This type of reporting cuts tiny pieces of real stories out of their surrounding context and reassembles them in a way that they can't be scrutinized easily and the assembled product has no truthful connection to the host story, (but they do get the Ransom-Note Reporter paid).
All that was left of that Reverend Wright sermon was the Ransom-Note Report after FOX News had their way with it. They sure know how to cut you without getting caught.
Michelle Obama's college term paper got used to make a Ransom-Note Report by some scared white people. They're all forwarding it around like it was important. Somebody sure is trying hard to keep the Whitehouse white.
Shoot, all that Bill O'Really guy does is Ransom-Note Reporting. He wouldn't have a job if he had to tell the truth.
Michelle Obama's college term paper got used to make a Ransom-Note Report by some scared white people. They're all forwarding it around like it was important. Somebody sure is trying hard to keep the Whitehouse white.
Shoot, all that Bill O'Really guy does is Ransom-Note Reporting. He wouldn't have a job if he had to tell the truth.
by WNYmathGuy April 21, 2008
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by j jensen March 31, 2008
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by The Wonderbread December 7, 2010
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