Tennessee Ranch

A thick coagulated sperm load found with bits of tobacco best served on food

This guy really pissed me off so I put some Tennessee Ranch on his pizza.

by Shinron Sakai September 20, 2014

Ranch pussy

When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus

Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.

Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy

by cheetospicy July 8, 2019

Ranch Slut

Someone who uses ranch dressing excessively with meals. Such as dipping pizza or fries in it. They over hype it and use way too much with their food. They are a little slut for ranch.

Kimberly uses way too much ranch with her food. She's a ranch slut.

by ultimate chonk August 18, 2021

Copper Ranch

Substance that drips out of the anus after ejaculation has happened inside the rectum during anal sex.

You should probably check there is no copper ranch before you toss someone's salad.

by Urbanscholar48 May 24, 2018

re-ranching

The art of applying more ranch after the initial serving has been devoured.

After I used ranch for half of my omelette, I had to begin re-ranching because I ran out.

by TrentBalenciaga May 5, 2009

Birthday ranch

A mans ejaculate

"You know you want some birthday ranch girl"

by Aman54 September 13, 2016

ranch on the pancakes

Definition 1: when someone pours ranch on pancakes.

Definition 2: when a man ejaculates on a flat buttocks.

Bro 1: did you have a good night with ole girl?

Bro 2: yeah i put ranch on the pancakes.

by Paradoxxx69 June 13, 2018