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Virgin with rage

A TRUE and FRUSTRATED virgin who needs China immediately.
Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage.

Tell me why I so need a cute girl my age.
by Frank Grimey Grimes July 13, 2018
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page rage

When you rant like crazy on a blog, facebook status update, tweet, message board, or in the comments section under a story expressing your dislike and frustration over a particular issue.

The issues people usually page rage over are pointless and mundane (but don't tell the page rager that) because they usually have it so good that minor irritations are all that the have to complain about.
I can't believe didn't have acidophilus milk at the organic-fair trade co-operative so I totally went on a page rage about it on my blog! fml.
by truth victor February 7, 2010
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rage ceiling

-the maximum rage capacity of any individual or group.

-the peak party potential of any person. (AS HARD AS YOU CAN).
Lenny, you definitely hit your rage ceiling last weekend when you were smashing one stripper covered with blow on the glass table and pouring champagne down the ass-crack of her naked skank-friend.
by intellektualspew February 17, 2010
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groid rage

1) A disparaging term representing the unbridled anger of an out-of-control African-American male of the lowest tier of socioeconomic classing.

2) More broadly, the rage of any member of the human species exhibiting said anger.

Etymology: A portmanteau of (ne)gro and (ste)roid rage
Man, let's get the hell outta here, that dude has some serious groid rage!
by eggplantman November 2, 2008
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Walmart Rage

The rage one gets from being in a Walmart. Comes from trying to find ways around the fat people who stop in the middle of aisles to talk, kids running around aimlessly, people pulling out unexpectedly into aisles with their carts, long checkout lines, etc.
My Walmart Rage kicked in when the white-trash standing in front of me at the Express Checkout had more than 50 items.
by Jopats January 11, 2008
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Rage wood

The boner you get that will rival blue balls. Caused from going to long between nut busts. May or May not be influenced by workout supplements. Tren, D-aspartic acid, Horny goat weed, Tongkat ali, and a few others can cause it. Will get a boner that throbs like the Incredible Hulk, veins ready to burst, mushroom tip hard as a cinder block.
After a week on this new cycle, I kept getting Rage wood. I could steer my car no handed on my 45 minute commute.
by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023
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Pool Rage

Summer patrons at the pool who become enraged when lifeguards enforce pools rules.
After telling a patron not to dive in 4ft of water. The patron comes out of water or walks aggressively towards lifeguards, full of pool rage. Stfu I'm the guard you moronic pool rager.
by FreakyPoolPeople June 28, 2016
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