Arm Rest Showdown

The unspoken battle for arm rest position/supremacy between you and the over-sized individual who sits next to you on the plane.
Ugh...I lost my arm rest showdown with the slob next to me and had to spend the whole 6 hour flight straight-jacketed in my seat.
by Akntr October 1, 2013
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resting trump face

A term used to describe a permanent, exaggerated facial scowl. This expression is often seen on people who have a reputation of being extremely arrogant and have a strong tendency to bully others in order to stroke their own ego. It is sometimes mistaken for a look of constipation.
“Dude! What's up with your friend? Is he gonna be sick?” “No, man...he just has resting trump face.”
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Resting Murder Face

When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men. Derivative of resting bitch face in women.
Girl 1: Why does Bryan look like he's going to kill that kid?

Girl 2: Oh he's ok, he just has resting murder face. He isn't actually angry at all. He's probably pondering football schedules.
by Errkah November 11, 2013
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resting moron face

A resting facial expression that makes a person appear to be a moron, and lacking common sense.
No, he's really not an idiot. He just suffers from resting moron face.
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resting derp face

A relaxed facial expression which perpetually holds an expression which can often be described as cute, awkward, and somewhat silly.

The word "derpy" is often used to describe such people.
Eric and Joe: Hi, Matt! :D

*Matt smiles awkwardly and gently waves as he passes them*

Eric: Aww, Matt's always so derpy all the time! I love that guy.

Joe: It's kind of his thing. He has resting derp face.
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Resting Smug Face

We've all heard of resting bitch face, and I think we all know what it means. We would like to recognize other resting faces: people who just can't help but look a certain way without even trying. Our first is resting smug face: someone who just looks smug unless they're trying to look another way, like angry or amused.
That guy is so cocky, he even has resting smug face.
by wamathmom June 11, 2015
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Roman Chin Rest

While lickin a bitches poon, you shove your two baby fingers up her ass and rest you're chin in your thumbs.
My bitch takes too damn long to cum, so instead of donkey kong punching her, i just used the roman chin rest.
by B-dizzog April 28, 2005
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