This uneventful situation occurs when the woman’s vagina is too small to accompany the man’s schlong. The male attempts to use his penis as a battering ram to forcefully penetrate the woman’s vagina, mimicking the act of a crazed Mongolian trying to annihilate the Great Wall of China. If and when the man achieves penetration, a successful Mongolian battering ram has been accomplished.
Guy: Dude how was your weekend?
Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.
Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.
Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.
Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.
by Stoney69 January 5, 2019
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2.) a game where one 2 guys take turns kicking each other in the nuts till one falls down. last one standing wins
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1.) "I gave Sally the ol' ram shambo last night."
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2.) "Billy is unable to have kids due to too many games of ram shambo"
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Ram originates from North East yorkshire, in a small town called Bridlington.
The word is used to describe something that is Disgusting or Foul, or possibly ugly.
Either way 'ram' is used negativly.
The word is used to describe something that is Disgusting or Foul, or possibly ugly.
Either way 'ram' is used negativly.
by TWIIIIIICE March 6, 2005
Get the ram mug.We played with the ram before putting it into the computer, hoping we wouldn't statically damage the ($$$) chips. (See ESD)
by Someone else October 15, 2002
Get the Ram mug.An derogatory way to refer to New Zealanders, suggesting that they have sex with rams. Derivative of sheep shagger.
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The sudden and forceful act of violently rapid sexual intercourse initiated by a human male on a willing yet non-sexually aroused, non lubricated human female, due to the sudden onset of the act and the total absence of any form of foreplay or stimulation. The man must force his penis into the female’s vagina without the aid of natural lubricant: although painful for both the male and the female (often leading to abrasion of the facing skin on the respective sexual organs), driven by sexual passion the male continues to vigorously thrust his sexual organ into the females non lubricated vagina until male ejaculation provides the first form of lubrication: at which point the interaction becomes just sexual intercourse.
2.(alt def) Sometimes incorrectly used to describe violent, painful fisting, either vaginally or anally for the sadistic pleasure of the 'fister' who derives pleasure from the extreme pain he is inducing in the 'fistee'. The correct term for this is 'ram-fisting', or 'ram fist-fucking'. Conversely, the act of trying to kill someone by the act of fist-fucking is called 'necrofisting'.
etymology: from OME rammen: to thrust, and the LATIN fvccant.
The sudden and forceful act of violently rapid sexual intercourse initiated by a human male on a willing yet non-sexually aroused, non lubricated human female, due to the sudden onset of the act and the total absence of any form of foreplay or stimulation. The man must force his penis into the female’s vagina without the aid of natural lubricant: although painful for both the male and the female (often leading to abrasion of the facing skin on the respective sexual organs), driven by sexual passion the male continues to vigorously thrust his sexual organ into the females non lubricated vagina until male ejaculation provides the first form of lubrication: at which point the interaction becomes just sexual intercourse.
2.(alt def) Sometimes incorrectly used to describe violent, painful fisting, either vaginally or anally for the sadistic pleasure of the 'fister' who derives pleasure from the extreme pain he is inducing in the 'fistee'. The correct term for this is 'ram-fisting', or 'ram fist-fucking'. Conversely, the act of trying to kill someone by the act of fist-fucking is called 'necrofisting'.
etymology: from OME rammen: to thrust, and the LATIN fvccant.
Julie-Ann liked the way Bill sometimes would ram-fuck her on the kitchen table because it made her feel as though he really loved her; what she didn't like was the soreness that lingered for days afterwards that told her she had tears in her cunt walls and made her more susceptible to contracting a venereal disease when they gang-banged her at work since none of those guys ever wore condoms.
by Tharmas Erthona September 9, 2007
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