quagmirism

lines used by gigolos to seduce females made famous by family guys character glen quagmire.(i.e i lost my phone number can i have yours. nice pants can i test the zipper.)

that guys quagmirisms got him a kchick in the balls.

by doogie snipes April 23, 2008

quagmire

1) figurative: A difficult situation with no easy, forseeable resolution.

2) Any such condition that results when a country deemed a Superpower wages limited, conventional warfare against guerillas, in Asia.

3) Any such condition that results when "nation building" by a self-appointed Superpower involves the creation of a Western-style Democratic government from scratch in a Non-Western civilization.

1) "I'm standing in a muddy field in the middle of a Seattle rainstorm. It's a _quagmire_, alright."

2) U.S : Vietnam :: U.S.S.R. : Afghanistan

3) Iraq, circa April, 2004

by Jiggy-Fly May 29, 2004

Quagglehaffenuger

An exclamatory remark stated when someone farts in a car;
No consequences ensue; Just episcocity.

(Fart)
Quagglehaffenuger!

by Clustin Rivkins April 21, 2008

Quagle

a soft and saggy penis that gets scrapped on the dirt when you are walking, automatically has E.D.

aww man my quagle is getting worses every day

by Bangojoe January 20, 2009

quiggle

When a person doesn't have a penis or a vagina but just a flat piece of skin.

"I bet that fucker has a quiggle!"

by brendan siepietowski March 10, 2008

Quagmire

The closest you can get to a LUEser on Family Guy.

Quagmire: Hello, 911? Yeah, this is Quagmire. It's stuck in a window this time.

by dj_gs68 November 28, 2003

Quarg

N. (qwarg) A large group of keys on a key fob

You'll never find the right key in that quarg.

by junk4rich December 9, 2008