quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.
I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.
by El Wappo. May 20, 2020
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Quarantine Queen

Someone who spends more time in quarantine than they do in work.
Nunnsy came back from another weekend away into yet another 2 week quarantine, making it 8 weeks out of 12, earning him the title of the "Quarantine Queen"
by Big D's Little D June 29, 2021
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Quarantine Crush

See a couple pictures, maybe check out other social media, see more pictures (not really case for you...you seem to be social degenerate)...if their first reply to you is lame...move on...plenty of fish in the sea...but wait...they are funny, witty, interesting...
Crap my quarantine crush is really ugly in person!
by Quarantine Shakespreare April 18, 2020
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quarantine quart

when you masturbate every day during quarantine into a quart container and then release it on someone unexpectedly when it's full
my girlfriend lost the quarantine quart challenge.
by tittyidiot April 23, 2020
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Quarantine License

Originating in Charlotte, NC. Students in their teens during the Covid-19 era were allowed exemption from the North Carolina DMV driving test and given a provisional drivers license. These words are used to describe people who are bad at driving and make unthinkable mistakes related to operating a motor vehicle.
person 1: How in the fuck did he manage to flip that car in a 25 zone?!
person 2: lmao bet that nigga got a Quarantine License.

person 1: Damn bruh, I could do for a glizzy right now on god.
person 2: fa sho man hop in. The whip is a lil dirty tho, just move that shit to the back.
person 1: Why the hell you got a whole ass bumper in the front seat?
person 2: A little dude with a Quarantine License hit my shit.
by GlizzyActivity August 05, 2020
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Quarantine quencher

One who quenches the thirst of a quarantined human in need of sexual stimulation through virtual means.
I sent him a sexy pic during quarantine and he said “Becky, You’re such a Quarantine Quencher!”
by Steenaweena March 31, 2020
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Quarantine Friend

They are your true friends during the pandemic because they call and text you. As you do the same. They check up on you and it isn’t a one way conversation.

It isn’t just you texting first. They make an effort too.
“ Yea Giovanni and Samantha are my quarantine friends, the rest are just acquaintances :)”
by Papi_chronicle July 09, 2020
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