cock parade

A large group of males with no women present, walking around with nothing to do.

Jesus, look at Quinn and his friends. What a cock parade.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

Texas Parachute

A technique where a used, prefferably lubricated condom is slapped upon an unsuspected face.

" Man, Devin was so drunk that Josh just walked right up to him and gave him the old Texas Parachute."

by fat freddie December 27, 2009

Parachute Penis

A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace.

Every time I have sex with my slam piece, I get parachute penis.

by "BAD" May 1, 2011

Diana Paradise

Practically perfect in EVERY way.

Oh my goodness! That drag queen is SO Diana Paradise!

by Diana Paradise May 16, 2011

Elephant Parade

When 3 or more guys walk in a single file line while holding the cock of the person behind them.

Hey Steve, we're gonna have an elephant parade in the living room in a few minutes if you want to come.

by TheSkipper January 8, 2009

parade

A longer than normal commercial advertisement.

Look, there goes the McDonald float down the parade route.

by OpFox07 August 18, 2010

Cat Parade

a party of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of pussy.

The sorority was throwing a huge party inviting everybody. When Tony arrived, he soon found out that it was a total cat parade.

by enstromed January 1, 2010