Cunt Punt

To prevent a straight male friend from getting laid. To remove his chances of vaginal intercourse from the playing field.

Adrian was pass out drunk while I was flirting with Karen and threw up on my bed, that guy is such such a cunt punter.

by Homoerectus420 January 30, 2018

punt-o'clock

The designated time to hit the pub with the boys to send this week's pay check on the donkeys and pan lickers. Usually occurs on pay day but is subject to change depending on financial positions. KICK... KICK.... KICK......

"it's punt-o'clock boys"
"hope the pay checks are in cuz it's punt-o'clock"

by Dennnyyy August 8, 2019

Pussy punt

Femine version of cock-blocking. A female ruining the chance for another female to score sexually.

I was making a strong connection with Bob at the bar when Gina tried to pussy punt me.

by Bolligal February 2, 2017

Cunch Punt

The act of having uncomfortable sex with someone who is too intoxicated to proceed but unwilling to drop it all together, leading to several useless and occasionally painful pelvic thrusts.

Toniann did not enjoy her first sexual experience with her brand new lover due to being cunch punted for an hour before he gave up.

by Extreme Koala March 1, 2021

camel punt

When a man kicks, or "punts" a woman who's vagina is exposed through her clothing, or, "has a camel toe"

Johnny saw that nasty hoe on the street and camel punted her.

by Camelpunter January 13, 2014

Cunt Punt

When a person of the female gender steps out of line and needs to be put in her place. It may take a swift kick to the crotch.

Rhone, your way out of line . Shut your big mouth or I'm going to cunt punt you.

by Shayna16 December 21, 2020

Cliff punting

When you grab hold of a baby and punt it off a cliff, just for fun.

Damn, that baby cried so loud he almost made me want to go cliff punting.

by Strong Black Man February 11, 2020