mouth pumpins

Oral sex where the male does all the work usually pumping his cock at his chosen pace and his chosen depth. Possibly pulling her head by her ears.

Did you get to hook up the mouth pumpins last night?

by V dux September 6, 2007

Lord Pumpington

The guy that has loud sex on a noisy bed upstairs at parties.
See also : Lady Takesalot

Sounds like Lord Pumpington is at it again. Turn up the music.

by ChadSexington February 12, 2008

Clay Puppington

A character from the discontinued adult swim show Moral Orel. Fucking evil, but also a dilf.

“I think Clay Puppington is kinda hot.”
“You’re mentally ill. Get help.”

by MysteriousStalker8989 December 4, 2021

Budget Pimping

Meeting/hooking-up with girls when one’s financial state is severely strained. There are many ways to undertake budget pimping, but essentially any act of being a cheapskate in the context of trying to get ass would classify as budget pimping; i.e. scrupulously searching for name-brand clothes at thrift stores, purchasing cologne knock-offs at mini marts, sneaking tiny liquor bottles into bars to mix your own drinks in the bathroom, pawning the necklace your grandmother gave you in order to obtain some cash and look like a player, lying about your (or the existence of a) career, etc. Budget pimping takes many forms but is fundamentally seeing the value in a dollar, and turning that dollar into a blow job.

(When pimp cover is broken and girl finds out you're a loser)

"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"

"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."

by NaturalFeatures March 2, 2009

j.pimping

Artist from Rhode island who lived in Florida for years.
Started writing music at the age of 14 and once he moved back to Rhode island started to take rap seriously.
Very musically inclined i might add even though he raps he does different forms of rap and keeps a great flow

His name is Joshua Neilson Brooks and is now 16.

Jim: what has j.pimping done?
Tom: well ...
at 13 i done lost my virginity

14 i was playing for keeps

15 man i done started rapping
at 16 man my name off the leash

by drippxngxld November 15, 2019

j.pimping

Rapper from Providence Rhode Island.
You can only listen to him on soundcloud but isn’t a normal soundcloud rapper.
Real name is Joshua Brooks.
He’s also a really cool and funny person to be around

Who’s j.pimping
That’s the new soundcloud rapper he’ll make it one day

by 1000x🤪 April 18, 2019

go plumping

(v) when one or more men go out to a club, a bar, or the local McDonalds strictly to hit on and/or hook up with fat chicks or plumpers. Plumping usually requires a wingman in order to deal with the skinny, attractive girls, but not always.

"Hey dude, me and Joe are gonna go plumping tonight, wanna come?"

"Sure, I love to go plumping, do I have to be the wingman again? I hope not."

by The_Milk January 5, 2009