Proximity Alert

When a penis gets hard from merely being in the same vicinity as a woman, even when there is no sexual cue whatsoever.

Similar to the sensors in sci-fi movies getting set off when another space ship comes into range.

She gave her boyfriend a hello hug at the restaurant. He covertly put her hand on his hard on. She laughed and said "proximity alert!"

by Vikyliz January 2, 2012

province of canada

The place that was holding back confederation for years because some fuck ups landed it in a ridiculous amount of debt.

Guy: why was confederation so difficult, again?

Guy 2: The province of Canada was full of dumbfucks.

by Xx_ShadowTheHeadgehofg69_xX January 28, 2017

bruschan province

My home. I am from the beautiful and peaceful Bruschan Province where the city of Sauu-di-L'Yeffkereff, commonly known as Sauudi, is located. I live on the Eastside.

di L'Yefkereff is a common surname in my homeland of Bruschan province. it means "of the Yef Kereff house"

by Raul di L'Yefkereff May 12, 2008

proxi

to react to full extent only when approached by the correct person in the correct way

"it'll only work if you treat it as in proxi, you can't barge in there looking tough"

by Joxxa May 18, 2005

profinack

profinack- funny shit you copy and past and put into your profile on aim

Hahah, what a funny profinack you have in your profile.

by dhgfsjhs May 27, 2008

Proximate Schnoz

The selfish asshole who proudly refuses to wear a facemask during a pandemic. This person is culpable for spreading contagion among a population. A proximate schnoz will still expect sympathy when they catch covid, ebola, or similar plagues. We won't forget the proximate schnozs among us.

Yeah, Steve is real prick- the proximate schnoz of the office - he looks sweaty, bet the asshole has a fever. Motherfucker just sneezed, I'm out!

by Michael Skopic August 15, 2020

proximacious

very near the mark, but not quite there

His shot in the dying seconds to win the game was proximacious

by Nat July 31, 2003