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Proboner

(adj.) Choosing to have sex with a man or woman or perform a sexual act for free as a means of philanthropy.
After retiring, Gladys started dishing out sexual favors proboner to keep busy while enriching the lives of those around her.
by Annalizzo August 3, 2010
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Provoked Woman Wrath

The conversation and/or actions following certain types of provocation in certain instances of woman. These actions seem wrath-ful, incensed, and condemnatory in nature.

In practice, differentiating between the normal conversation, frustration, anger, and Provoked Woman Wrath conversational stages can sometimes be difficult for the observer. However, there are some common signs. Saying things that shouldn't be said, for absolutely no reason, just to piss one off; is one of these signs.

Provoked Woman Wrath and PMS are not to be confused. They may, and often will; coincide, however there is no actual physical relation between the two. It should be noted that associating the current conversation with PMS is a good way to invoke Provoked Woman Wrath.
Woman: "For the eighth time, can you PLEASE take the trash out?"

Man: *in a minute, hun*

-minutes pass-

Woman: *empties trash on husband*,
and it is a big deal, and it doesn't happen to every guy!

Observer: That was some Provoked Woman Wrath right there.
by Charles Morris November 19, 2007
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provosting

When a guy takes mirror selfies of his bare ass or anus to see how many dudes will "like" the photo.
Today I was Provosting and got 56 likes! I feel beautiful today!
by Captian poopy pants January 9, 2016
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proboscideaphalliophobia

we had to breakup because my girlfriend suffered from proboscideaphalliophobia!
by proboscideaphallio August 6, 2009
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prodocative

describing of a word that no one may no.
"mommy, whats a vagina?.....well hunny, that's prodocative."
by lilscorp January 6, 2010
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Porvoo

Porvoo is a city situated on the southern coast of Finland approximately 50 kilometres (30 mi) east of Helsinki.
A town with a large finnswede population and an long history of farming, fishing and catle breeding.

Also used to describe a person who can't understand something in a big city or just fails to do something. In this way it is used by most people in Helsinki.
You never been on a streetcar? Just go back to Porvoo.
by Evandar May 14, 2011
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Procopio

Dude #1: Wow, he is amazing.
Dude#2: Yeah, he is Procopio.
by Am i right? January 12, 2021
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