Backsplash protection 

When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection

"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."

"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."

"Nah i used backsplash protection."

Backsplash protection by xTimmins September 2, 2013

advanced protection 

When more than one condom is used at a time. For example, using an entire box of condoms will make your dick look like a cocoon.

Girl: I won't have sex with you unless you wear two condoms.

Guy: Sure thing, I have advanced protection.

advanced protection by ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao June 1, 2016

assword protection 

When you coat your laptop in your own shit to deter people from using it.

Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.

assword protection by Zonal K August 21, 2019

Protection 

condom.

"hey nigga you brought protection?"
"yeah dude in case her parents find out"

Protection by niggafuck August 11, 2016

protect ya neck 

1. Keep your head down. Keep you eyes, ears, and mind open/sharp.

2. Respect/Re-examine your vulnerability and that of other people.

3. You're not as tough as you think you are.

4. Ask yourself "Is (this) conflict really worth the risk of death/significant damage? Is there a better/safer/more humane way to solve this problem?"

"Protect ya neck, kid."

protect ya neck by officialblackperson May 16, 2010

Protectorate 

A protectorate nation is a nation with a poor military and general unrest among the ethnic groups. To solve this, they sacrifice some political freedom to a more powerful country, usually a G7 / G8 nation which intervenes in their political affairs as a reward for keeping the population under control.

Most of Africa is former British protectorate.

Protectorate by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

protected left 

n. When there is a green arrow at a traffic light permitting one to safely turn left (across traffic) while oncoming traffic must stop.

"We should take Diversey because there is a protected left onto Ashland."

protected left by Kfunky October 26, 2006