proctological legerdemain

The art of magically pulling a project quickly out of your ass.

You: "The boss just went to lunch. He told me to create a new website so he can present it to the client when he gets back."

Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."

by Malgamere March 26, 2011

its prononced gif not gif

Its gif not gif.. jeez.

Shrek: Oh haha! I love this gif!
Donkey: You idiot its prononced gif not gif!

by The way its pronounced is... April 8, 2019

Proctophobia

Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Common among fenskers

also see asshole

I really want to feltch your ass man!, but i suffer from Proctophobia

by Dude March 27, 2005

pronounce

- to say orally
- to declare authoritatively or ceremoniously

He pronounced my name correctly.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

Touche (Pronounced 'toosh')

1) The act of ejaculating, usually in a celebratory fashion.

2) The product of ejaculation.

Not to be mistaken for Touché (too-shay)

Touche (Pronounced 'toosh')

I would show you my test grade, but I touched all over it when I saw it.

Oh my god, this food is making me touche.

Have you cleaned all the touche off your walls yet?

by The Touchemaster February 4, 2010

gender pronoun

democrats!!!!!!!!!!

Why do all democrats have a gender pronoun in their Twitter bio?

by dskfjhcjlknvclxkjfds December 24, 2020

Pronound

A thought or ideals so great that it is seen through time and space by all people.

Richards Pronound thoughts of the ever evolving world are so true.

by Sebedah January 21, 2010