Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens
by cornholio October 4, 2003
Get the The Promise mug.A "Promise" is an insult or a nickname for someone or something who has done something wrong / is the worst, an insult for everything. Not too rude, not too kind.
You can use the word "Promise" for anything, anyone, no matter what they have done, it is the best insult.
You can use the word "Promise" for anything, anyone, no matter what they have done, it is the best insult.
Dave: Hey man, did you like that twilight movie
Greg: Fuck you, Promise.
Dave: Sorry for stealing your girlfriend.
Greg: Fucking Promise.
Dave: Hey man, you no that Jim kid?
Greg: Yeah bro, he's a fucking promise hey.
Greg: Fuck you, Promise.
Dave: Sorry for stealing your girlfriend.
Greg: Fucking Promise.
Dave: Hey man, you no that Jim kid?
Greg: Yeah bro, he's a fucking promise hey.
by Promise123 November 21, 2010
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• <.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>
Many parents make a pledge wit h thier children (most commonly, daughters) to wait until marriage to have sex. The parents give the child a ring, called a promise ring, and it symbolizes their promise to wait.
A Promise Rong is the same exact thing. Parents talk to their child and give them the ring. The only thing is, basically all of the child's peer KNOW that they've had already.
Usually found on networking site profiles, usually myspace.
They flaunt the ring on their pictures, and they blab about how their waiting, but everyone knows its BULLSH*T.
A Promise Rong is the same exact thing. Parents talk to their child and give them the ring. The only thing is, basically all of the child's peer KNOW that they've had already.
Usually found on networking site profiles, usually myspace.
They flaunt the ring on their pictures, and they blab about how their waiting, but everyone knows its BULLSH*T.
Mandyxoxo5's about me;
I have a promise ring, so that means that i'm waiting until marriage to have sex.
(sarah and alexandra reading it)
sarah: haha everyone knows she's had sex already
alex: didn't she like, lose her virginity at like, 12?
sarah: how do her parents not know?
alex: look at her outfit
(both look at a picture)
alex: she has her boobs hanging out with her promise ring on.
sarah: like, seriously.
alex: i know she totally has a 'promise rong'!
I have a promise ring, so that means that i'm waiting until marriage to have sex.
(sarah and alexandra reading it)
sarah: haha everyone knows she's had sex already
alex: didn't she like, lose her virginity at like, 12?
sarah: how do her parents not know?
alex: look at her outfit
(both look at a picture)
alex: she has her boobs hanging out with her promise ring on.
sarah: like, seriously.
alex: i know she totally has a 'promise rong'!
by Banana Face McJiggins April 21, 2009
Get the Promise Rong mug.A promise made to be broken, usually through self-delusion, like the junkie saying he just needs one more hit before going straight.
Bob: Man, I got trashed last night. I'm never drinking like that again.
Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.
Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.
by b s d December 15, 2008
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Get the Puerto Rican Promise mug.Similar to a pinky promise, except with he use of the middle fingers. Usually a bond between two bros. It's a promise, acknowledging, "if I break this, I'm fucked."
by JaRoy October 19, 2011
Get the Middle-Finger Promise mug.A special type of promise, whilst appearing sincere and genuine is never ever actually carried out. Often followed by insanely unbelievable excuses and lies, in an effort to subdue the expectations of it ever being full filled.
(Milan) Hey do you want to go the city? I have the car and I will drive so you can drink? No Serbian promise here, trust me.
(George) "Yeah sure I will see you at the time arranged".
(Milan) Sorry man, but my friend Bogdan reckons that the tire pressure on my car will cause it to explode if I take it anywhere tonight".
(George) "Yeah sure I will see you at the time arranged".
(Milan) Sorry man, but my friend Bogdan reckons that the tire pressure on my car will cause it to explode if I take it anywhere tonight".
by Geo Gronky August 20, 2007
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