procrastibation

The use of masturbation to postpone a task in hand. Combination of procrastination and masturbation.

I was supposed to be revising for the exam, but all I've been doing is procrastibation.

by searchlight June 9, 2011

Procrastibation

The sexual gratification of one's self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.

I found him watching pornography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but I know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.

by Kyzer13 August 11, 2009

procrastibation

Jacking around when you have more important things to do.

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

by uffda.doncha.know February 22, 2010

Not-procrastinating

Someone who is clearly procrastinating but has spent so long procrastinating that they no longer have the energy to make up a lie.

Little sister, "What are you doing?"

Big sister, "Not-procrastinating".

Little sister, "If you say so..."

by HungryHilda March 20, 2011

Procrastibation

The act of procrastination by the use of excessive masterbation.

Tom: "Hey did you do the English homework?"
Jeff: "Yeah but I didn't finish it until about 2 AM. Procrastibation is really a bitch."

by L2uk3 September 5, 2010

procrastinate

Here are some definitions on procrastination: 1)

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by P huNgy October 31, 2003

Procrastination

The art of never getting up off your hole and doing things.

Enda indulges in excessive amounts of procrastination as well as masturbation.

by Elburno February 24, 2008