jew pretzel

bad jew....jew capable of being twisted into a pretzel...more commonely used as a general putdown by random people...fo shizzle

you jew pretzel...you make me wanna rape a midget

by Shiblet February 6, 2008

Man pretzel

A large penis in tighty whities.

Did you see that guys man pretzel when he took off his shorts in the locker room?

by Mr.dizzle August 13, 2017

Pretzel Sex

a pretzel rod slid in and out of a regular preztel

friend one: yO EVER HEARD OF PRETZEL SEX-?? :D

friend two: lmao wtf is that some bed position

friend one: TRY IT OUT D U D E

((Lmao this is a joke--))

by LilyIsSoSmart September 15, 2018

pretzel wentz

A nickname for Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy

Person A: Look at this smoking hot picture of Pete Wentz I found!

Person B: Uhm, I think you mean Pretzel Wentz

by Panicfanic February 1, 2017

devil's pretzel

2 or more females wearing strap-ons to engage in anal sex simultaneously.

Becky and I tried the Devil's pretzel last night. It was tricky at first, but then we tucked the toys under instead of going around.

by Queen C.R November 17, 2015

Etzel Pretzel

When you have a brother with Tourette’s

Etzel Pretzel Etzel Pretzel

by Zamsha11 October 8, 2020

My Pretzel

One of your closest friends. Someone you’d never leave even if you had a massive fight.

I thought you had a fight with her?
Yeh but she’s my pretzel.

by Mr Urban March 1, 2019