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premature clapulation

You are so intrigued by a performance, more so than your fellow audience, that you feel the need to applaud before everyone else. Usually no one else joins in clapping.
During super bowl 38 Janet Jackson's nipple slip cause extreme premature clapulation.
by BrennanChoo July 5, 2008
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Premature Etaxulation

The heightened sensation of a taxgasm occurring before the correct or assigned time.

Usually experienced by CPA's and other tax professionals, this occurs when a preparer believes that a tax return has been completed perfectly and later has it returned by the reviewer with 15 review points resulting from egregious errors. The preparer then realizes that the elation experienced earlier was premature.

Also see "taxgasm"
"I thought I had nailed that return, but my manager gave it back to me with 15 review points! It was definitely a premature etaxulation!"

"I taxgasmed when that return was finished, then I realized that I forgot about the Alternative Minimum Tax calculation. Another case of premature etaxulation!"
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premature death

the destroying, demolishing or wrecking of a person usually during their youth.
I just got slide tackled by some big dude.

You suffered a premature death out here.
by washingtonville kid March 21, 2010
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Premature Snackulation

When you can't contain your hunger and you end up eating a snack before the meal begins.
I was supposed to go out to dinner with my girlfriend tonight, but I had a premature snackulation before I left.
by Jacola Gordon October 4, 2010
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Premature Ecrapulation

When you think you are going to fart, but crap instead. Basically; When you shart
Person 1: Dude, watch this fart!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!
by Zyth995 November 6, 2011
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No Premarital Sex Day

Just like Rusev Day, No Premarital Sex Day is celebrated 365 days a year. Premarital Sex is softer than Charmin Ultra Soft.
What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?”
“Celebrating No Premarital Sex Day of course!”
by Robert Griffin IV April 11, 2021
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premartial sex

1. having consensual sex before having served in the military.
2. a typo for premarital sex, having sex before marriage.
guy A. Yo, I just had premartial sex
guy B. Don't you mean premarITal sex?
guy A. No, it was with my wife. Unlike pre-marITal sex, premarTIal sex, in and of itself, would be considered trivial by a majority of the public in countries that don't draft men of certain age. Even if that was the case, it would just be teenage sex.
by fuzzydrinks July 13, 2009
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