pre-grease

The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.
"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"

"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
by tokyotapes October 30, 2009
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pre-erackulation

Occurs during a game of beer pong, when the opposite teams calls for a "re-rack" of their cups clearly before they are ready for a "re-rack".
The drunk girls' team yelled out "re-rack" to their teammates during a game of beer pong when they had 9 cups still sitting on the table, showing they were suffering from a bad case of pre-erackulation!
by Crackerbag April 15, 2010
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Pre-ex

(noun) Relationship term used about a person soon to become a former boyfriend or girlfriend. Usually used when a break-up is (or should be) imminent.
- Is that her boyfriend or her ex?
- They haven't broken up yet, so he's her pre-ex.
by Stridspinglan April 11, 2010
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pre-split

Supporters who joined the fandom BEFORE one of the OG or most important band members left. Also can be used to describe people who prefer the music before the split. For example: Panic! At Disco's pre-split albums include: A Fever You Can't Sweat Out and Pretty. Odd. before major member Ryan Ross left. However, Vices & Virtues could be included in this genre.
Casey: "So, Rachel are you post or pre-split?"

Rachel: "Pre-split wbu?"
by CillinsKeyIsOnDrugs November 29, 2019
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pre-jizz

Billy: My pre-jizz is making my cock go smoothly

Cindy: Yes I love it
by TheCantonCock December 18, 2014
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Pre-anger

Where one feels anger at someone for doing something without having any evidence that that person has actually done it
Guy 1: Fuck, your philadelphia cheese has been moved in the fridge, it's now stashed with Playford's stuff
Guy 2: What the fuck? What a dick, why did he move it, I bet he ate some of it
Guy 3: Cool it with the pre-anger dawg
by Blargle Margle March 22, 2011
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pre-employment

The time period between the end of one job and the conceivable beginning of another. Formerly known as unemployment.
After Sam left his job, he made sure to live it up during his newfound pre-employment period by buying a one-way ticket to Thailand.
by jandersonbaby September 29, 2013
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