Pre Shag Wank

The strategy a man undertakes to avoid being ahead of schedule.

AKA, Tactical wank.

Ginger: Where the hell is Dave?
Jono: Heckfire... I dunno... His new lady's staying over later, I guess he's having a pre shag wank.
Ginger: That explains it.

by tetsuo jones August 26, 2009

Pre-echo

Someone who says what you were about to say as if they searched your mind because they're too lazy to come up with their own thoughts

Guy 1: So what'd you guys think about the movie?
Guy 2: Best movie EVER!!
Guy 3: Best movi- you pre-echo son of a bitch
Guy 2: ?

by Skozza November 26, 2010

pre-eflatulation

Verb: The fart that comes out before you blow your load over your counterpart's stomach. Resulting in a euphoria of the senses.

Me: "I'm cumming, I'm cumming, (fart/ pre-eflatulation)... Ewwahh... I'm finished, open a window."

by JGtaintsweat January 26, 2011

Pre-Ayla

Blissful state of ignorance in composition, just before taking comp 150 at Fort Lewis College.

Pre-Ayla I thought my papers were written well before I went to this class. I was I was wrong, very, very wrong…

by Enisen Top May 18, 2011

Pre-baggin Grease

Grease, obtained from the fat under a walrus' scrotum.
Used commonly when Baggin.

I'm gonna go buy some pre-baggin grease for tomorow.

Put the pre-baggin grease on it.

by Walrus hunter August 5, 2012

pre-sleep

A late-night accidental nap in a chair or on a sofa, in which immediately upon waking up one goes to bed for the night.

I guess I dozed off into a pre-sleep while watching tv. I was really disoriented when I woke up from that, but then had like seven hours of amazing sleep.

by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013

Pre Poo

The poop you take before going out to party. You know it will be a good night if you take a Pre Poo.

"So glad I took that nice Pre Poo, bout to have a great night!"

by Iz 'N Max July 6, 2014