Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado and is one hot mother fucker that will fuck you up.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018
Get the Porter Poundermug. by Jdkudvekeoswo September 26, 2021
Get the gina portermug. by NOBODY12345678910111213141516 May 2, 2021
Get the Jade portermug. When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.
by Thisoldog March 3, 2015
Get the Playing Portermug. by coochie__slayer6969 October 22, 2018
Get the Owen Portermug. When you jizz all over a girls face and extract her period blood and pour it all over her, before you release your steaming diarrhoea all over her. Then you get your dad to lick it off naked.
by youreds February 10, 2025
Get the The Portermug. this mf is so good at makeup it is unreal, the skill that goes into her eyeliner is just *chef kiss* .and her hair!!!!! god it is so fun and she should defo dye it pink <3
by itsnuts7 October 10, 2021
Get the ruby portermug.