Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado and is one hot mother fucker that will fuck you up.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018
Get the Porter Poundermug. A creature of exquisite power. She is always kind, always there, and she's always down to fight your 9th grade boyfriend. Her favorite past times are kissing dead baby birds and eating hamburgers. She is brilliant.
by night---light January 23, 2025
Get the Anna Portermug. this mf is so good at makeup it is unreal, the skill that goes into her eyeliner is just *chef kiss* .and her hair!!!!! god it is so fun and she should defo dye it pink <3
by itsnuts7 October 10, 2021
Get the ruby portermug. This man kissed a man in preschool (kinda gay)
A Porter still plays fortnite
porter likes boys
Porter does the no no while looking at no no
Porter is a Russian spy
A Porter still plays fortnite
porter likes boys
Porter does the no no while looking at no no
Porter is a Russian spy
by LolYoureAGayBoy July 16, 2021
Get the Portermug. To sue for defamation but make yourself look so bad that you appear as the guilty party, have the case thrown out and made liable for all costs.
"Hey, did I tell you what happened when Ben and Bruce the media sued for defamation?"
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."
by RealBobDobalina November 28, 2023
Get the Porteredmug. 
An act of male and male intercourse where you stick your booger in their butt, so that it stick’s together, following that put a booger on the tip to seal it shut. A form of edging.
“YOOOOOOO Eric P. I heard you did the Porter Folder Maneuver on Peggy?!?!?!?!”
“HECK YA! It stuck to my tip” defined Porter’s Folder Maneuver
“HECK YA! It stuck to my tip” defined Porter’s Folder Maneuver
by TylaDATerrific October 30, 2022
Get the Porter’s Folder Maneuvermug.